me and the lovely brenda cont.

posted by Punk Porn Princess on February 17, 2007

 

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The lovely brenda (aka "my valentine") has had a crush on her gynocologist for quite some time. It’s not a real crush, like she isn’t pro-actively trying to persue him… but she thinks hes hot, and wonderful. Apparently when she was pregnant and had no insurance and was going to these free clinics he would sneak her chart to the top of the pile so she wouldn’t have to wait in the room with all the crackheads and 14 year old pregnant girls all day. She has been smitten ever since.

In any case, one of the few things I missed while being stuck in New York (and as you know, New York is my favorite place in the world… so I’m not like, totally stuck… but the only reason I am here for as long as I am is because all the flightes were cancelled because of the snow) was a gynocologist appointment. It was supposed to be my annual exam, and it’s pretty important not to miss those when me and about 7 other employees all make a living off of my vagina.

So I asked Brenda if her gyno-lover could hook me up with a last minute appointment. This excited her, because she is always looking for an excuse to see him. A girl can only make so many excuses a year to go to the Gyno without it being totally weird. So she texted him at like, 11pm or something and he immidiately wrote her back and said he would see me. I need to find myself a gyno-lover too I think. I can get into a lot of parties and concerts without paying, or waiting on a line and yeah that’s cool and all, but this was seriously the best hook up I’d ever had. Most people have to make dr appointments like, months in advance.

So we took the subway, and then the path-train into Hoboken. We complained about it the whole time but it really wasn’t so bad. Apparently the dream boy gyno got transferred to Hoboken sometime in the last year or so. I got there and he checked me out, and then he checked Brenda out too even though she was just there like a month ago.

On the way home I stopped and got her a bagel with egg and cheese. So far Brenda has been my pseudo boyfried for about 3 days and I’ve spent a total of $28 on her, and one of those days was Valentines day so I really needed to splurge then. She’s a bargain. Damn it. Why do I keep talking about how much she costs. FUCK! I need to stop being so Jewish.

xoxox

 

Joanna

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