All you ever wanted for Christmas was some… A Free Porn Video!
I know how much you all love your stupid free porn videos so much-
So here- I am giving you some. This is a free 30 Second porn clip from the video I am putting on JoannaAngel.com on Christmas day. If you play it like 5 times you might be able to rub one out- for free. Now this was my present to you. For MY present- can you possibly stay away from tube sites for a few days? Please? Pretty please? Thanks =)
Thank you VERY MUCH all you members and fans who support me and what I do – you make me feel like it’s Christmas every day.
So remember when someone asks you who gave you free porn for Christmas, tell um Joanna!
Here is a nipple free preview for the Christmas video going up this Wednesday on BurningAngel starring Kleio and Mick Blue!
I am sure this will get taken down off YouTube in the next day or so – so I figured I should really show this to you now. Be sure to check back on BurningAngel on Wednesday and see the XXX version of the video! Oh and FYI- I know my acting is amazing and all but… I actually really don’t hate Christmas. I think Christmas is awesome. So if you really do want to get me a Christmas present- even a crappy one… it is still fine. What I am saying is- don’t mark me off your holiday shopping list.
Pitching the Asylum Holiday Gift Guide
When I was in New York last- Asylum.com wanted me to be part of a skit where I pitched my BurningAngel toys to be part of their holiday gift guide. The whole thing was done improv style- and I had a lot of fun with it! I love doing porn- but I especially love talking about pornographic things in un-pornographic places. I mean, I’m talking about my fake pussy and ass in a video that is sponsored by Bank of America.
I hope you like it!
Every year (ok I did it last year and this year and plan to keep doing it) I do a Christmas themed photo-set for JoannaAngel.com This year I also did a Christmas themed video to go along with it. The photos and the video will go up the week of the 25th DUH!
I know. You really want me to do a Hanukkah themed porno but I just can’t bring myself to do it. I don’t know why. I mean, I grew up playing dreidel with my parents and my cousins- I just don’t want to stick one in my ass. Sorry. I gotta draw the line somewhere.
Anyways, here is a photo from my Christmas photoset. I thought you might like it! The rest of the set will be live on JoannaAngel.com on December 21st!
You can print this out and make holiday cards out of it. Nothing says Happy Holidays like a zillion fingers in your vag.
It’s another one of these internet polls to make us girls all get really stressed out.
This is very funny because on Saturday night I was auctioned off for a date and all the money went to AIM Healthcare. This poll on the other hand is not for quite as good of a cause- it will really just boost my self esteem.
Asylum.com is having a poll about which pornstar you would like to go out on a date with most. The choices are pretty tough – all the girls would make splendid dates. Unfortunately- I have a slight disadvantage here. See, all these girls have interviews up on Asylum.com so they probably already have a bunch of fans on there. They did film me in a little skit however it did not go live on their website yet. HOW WILL THE MEMBERS OF ASYLUM.COM KNOW IF THEY WANT TO DATE ME IF THEY HAVEN’T SEEN ME ON THE WEBSITE! This is truly a crisis.
In any case, if you are bored and you are looking for something to click on- then please click on the little button next to my name.
If it persuades you at all- I really like carbohydrates.People who like carbs make awesome dates.