Today I will be appearing on G4’s Attack of the Show!
They have a new segment called “Body Count” where horror movies get reviewed. I was asked to review a few different horror movies for this segment. If this goes over well, I will be able to review horror movies for G4 more often… and I would really like to do that.
So please tweet to @aots and tell them how awesome I did…
…if, in fact, you think I do an awesome job, (or not).
The movies I reviewed were: A twisted Japanese horror movie called Frankenstein Girl vs. Vampire Girl; a movie called SUCK about a band with a bunch of famous rock star cameo appearances in it (Iggy Pop, Moby, Henry Rollins); and the Blu Ray release of The Exorcist.
If you are interested in what I have to say about these movies, then tune into G4 and watch it!
IT IS AIRING: Fri, Oct 29th, 2010. 7 pm ET/PT http://g4tv.com/attackoftheshow
Anyways, here are a few photos my friend took with her cell phone on set. It’s me and Kevin Pereira!
Have a Happy Halloween!!!!
So the other night I got to go on Loveline with Asphyxia and Misti Dawn ! Here we are with the infamous Dr. Drew. He’s so handsome, and his voice is just so soothing. He could tell me to kill myself and the sound of his voice would make it sound like the best idea ever.
One of the main reasons I was on the show- was because I was asked to squirt on the co-host, a guy who goes by the name of Psycho Mike. It turns out me and Mike actually were students at Rutgers University at the same time. Unfortunately we never crossed paths. He admitted that he spent most of his time at Rutgers smoking crack (he is sober now- I’m sure Dr. Drew had something to do with this sobriety) . I was an English major in college- and I spent most of my time at hardcore shows, or animal rights type gatherings. Needless to say, we ran in different circles. As far as I knew there were not many crackheads in my comparative literature class.
Anyways, he went all out and wore a snorkel and goggles. Asphyxia finger banged me while he laid down underneath me and I squirted all over him. I will admit- a lot of this was pee. I was kinda cumming and peeing at the same time. It was clear pee because I drank lots of water before hand. It wasn’t yellow pee. I just wanted to make sure he was covered in liquid- and he sure was.
And god damn. Do all ex- crackheads have bodies like this? Sheesh. This man really had one fine stomach.
Aside from the squirting I did get to take calls on the show and give some people advice.
My take on things was a little different than Dr.Drews! For example, a girl called in and said she was contemplating having a threesome with her ex boyfriend, and a virgin. She admitted she only wants to have sex with her ex when they are broken up- anytime they get back together she is not in the mood. I have no idea how this guy’s virgin friend got in the picture but Dr. Drew was concerned with the girls relationship patterns. He tried to figure out the root of her intimacy issues, and asked her about her parents etc. In the midst of all this I was like YO DR.DREW- HOLD UP… I DON’T KNOW ABOUT THIS OTHER CRAP BUT THAT THREESOME SOUNDS LIKE THE WORST THREESOME EVER! IF YOU WANNA BANG TWO DUDES- BANG TWO DUDES WHO ARE A) NOT YOUR EX BOYFRIEND AND B) NOT VIRGINS!!! I was not concerned for the sake of her mental health. I was concerned for the sake of the threesome.
I support good threesomes! Does that make me insensitive?
A bunch of Loveline’s listeners were disgusted by my presence. Others were thrilled. I seem to have that effect on people. You either love or hate me! I want to give a special high five to my new friend Dana H. who stuck up for me on Loveline’s website, Dana H You Rock!
I returned from Australia a week ago and i FINALLY just got over my jet lag.
The only thing that worked was staying awake for 24 hours, then being really tired the next night and falling asleep at a normal hour. Being a day and a half ahead of where you are from definitely gives you the worst jet lag in the history of jetlaggedness. It is way different than going to Pittsburgh!
I took a bunch of photos out there- and I updated with a few this past week on BurningAngel. I still have more that I will update with in about two weeks. The ones I just updated with were mostly candids and some photos from the convention I went to out there called Sexpo Australia.
Here is a photo on the set of my photo shoot I did out there for a very funny Australian porno magazine called Picture Magazine. I was told I will be on the cover of this magazine sometime in the next few month. So mates, look out for that!
Sexpo Australia is quite different from other conventions I have been to in the US. They only pick a few girls from the porn industry to go… instead of being like, a big zoo of a million porn stars. It would be hard to import 100 porn stars across the world so… in any case, the two girls chosen to go to this convention were myself, and the Digital Playground Contract girl named Katsuni. She is from France (well she is half Asian, obviously, but – she grew up in Paris) and we became very close. She is a very sweet, horny and beautiful lady. She has been in the porn industry for about 10 years now. It was nice to hang out with a chick who was close to my age. For once I was not the old lady in the group which seems to be very common these days. We did a whole lot of shopping at a store that made us feel incredibly sophisticated called Alana Hill. I bought three handbags, a pair of shoes, and a jacket. I don’t know if you know the reality of how many people still spend their money on porn these days. I can’t give you an exact number but I can sure tell you that it is not enough to warrant me buying this stuff at the price that Alana Hill charges. So I would just like to give a very special thank you to anyone who got a lap dance from me at Minx strip club when I featured dance there- because all of the money you spent on me went to one of these items. It was not exactly the smartest move but hey, me and Katsuni feel way more sophisticated now so it was all worth it. Right? It was one of the most stereotypical stripperish type things I have ever done. Since the Australian money is actually made of some kind plastic, and it’s incredibly colorful- that means it is not real. Right?
Well here we are about to paint Sydney red. That is what you say when you are about to party right? Like Alice in Wonderland?
One of the greatest things about Sexpo was the fact that I was allowed to GET NAKED with my fans!!! This is usually not allowed at conventions. So here are some of my favorite shots I took with a few fans who came to see me!
I thought these fans in particular was quite handsome. Having handsome fans is rad.
Oh yeah, one day when I was shopping in Sydney I tripped and fell down a bunch of stairs and sprained my ankle. It totally sucked. I wish I had video of it to show you but I do not. The next day I had plans to go to the zoo and take pictures with Koala’s and I didn’t want to pass it up. So one of the people from the Sexpo staff arranged for me to get a wheelchair at the zoo and I got wheeled around for a day. I felt kind of like a retarded person, and kind of like a princess. Well here I am in my wheelchair at the zoo!!
One of the coolest things I saw at Sexpo was this old ghost ride thing that was converted into a “sex train”. It felt very much like an old Disney ride only inside there were mannequins spanking each other and giving each other blowjobs and stuff. I tried to take pictures inside but it was too dark and the train went too fast but- here I am right before I went on the sex train.
and here are some more convention photos. ..
I am doing an interview with Zoo Weekly.
Here is me and Katsuni and a really cute lady fan!
Here I am holding up a shirt. It’s sooooo ironic because I am kinda from New York- and this is an imitation of those I Love New York shirts. Or something.
They had CD players in the bathroom of at Sexpo that you could turn on and off. I thought this was quite intriguing! I don’t know if they were encouraging people to fuck in these bathrooms and this was their way of their way of providing mood music but… whatever. Here I am giving myself some of my own mood music.
Here is me and Katsuni posing in front of a big poster of me and Katsuni.
Here is a guy who liked my feet, like a lot!
… and a nice group of people who wanted to take a picture so we pretended to have a complicated orgy type thing.
Here is a guy who pretend to be my dog.
I gave free photos to all girls who would take off their shirts. These girls took off their shirts! That was fun.
And here is me taking all the Australia in that I could!!
Here is the rest of my Australian Vacation! photo gallery
All in all- I think Sydney, Australia is a really fun place, with lots of funny people who sound like Jason Ellis when they talk. The food is kinda bland, but it wasn’t offensive. They have the most awesome indigenous animals, and beautiful mountains that you could see from almost everywhere. I did manage to sneak up to the roof of my hotel and take some naked photos there with a nice view of Sydney in the background- but I’ll show you those later.
And that’s all!
My new horror porn movie is done and now live on BurningAngel.com!! – I decided to call it “The Shaft”.
I asked my readers if they had any ideas on a name, and I ended up choosing my idea, so I am calling it “The Shaft“.
I just got home from Australia and I have a bunch of pictures to share with you. I promise you will see them later this week. But today, I needed to show you something a little more… bloody.
Here is the You Tube trailer.
To watch the scene, and the hardcore trailer go to BurningAngel.com!!
The movie is not and will not ever be on DVD. It is a BurningAngel.com Halloween special and that’s it. So if you don’t watch it on the internet YOU WILL DIE!!!!
I really do love it here.
Sydney you are totally awesome.
I’m very busy so in the mean time I will just leave you with this.