Anyways here are some photos from the dressing room. Aren’t our outfits sooooooo cute!
Asphyxia has a nice ass. It’s rad.
Here is me and one of the hot strippers. I tried to get her to Be on BurningAngel but she was not into it. Maybe in a few months! We will see.
The club had this awesome freak show there- with a Troop of people who lit themselves on fire, walked on a bed of nails, and all sorts of shit like that. Here was one of the girls in the troupe! She liked black and pink things like me so we instantly got along.
and here I am stapling dollar bills to her chest. Ouch!
It was a fun weekend. I wish I danced more often! Who knows. Maybe next year.
Well- this morning I went on the Jason Ellis show… with a brand new BurningAngel girl who doesn’t even have a name yet. We will have to think of one tonight. She is really exotic looking, with big tits and a big ass. On the Jason Ellis show- we played dodgeball, kind of. In Jason’s version of dodgeball, he just threw a ball at my ass. It’s a good thing I brought along a new friend who just so happened to have a huge ass! Jason hit the nameless girls ass, but he missed mine. My booty was too small for Jason Ellis dodgeball.
Well it was fun. My life is so odd. Sometimes I stay home answering emails all day, sometimes I’m directing, sometimes I’m fucking… and sometimes, I’m up at 6 in the morning in a parking lot with a strawberry shortcake ball being thrown at my ass by an Australian guy.
Have a good weekend.
2011 AVN Fan Award time!
Sometimes I feel little guilty that my blog is shameless self promotional plugs – but being able to show the world that I can get the same awards as other porn stars who have been in tons of mainstream production porn movies that sell a gazillion more copies than mine do, and have huge tits tits and blond hair…. Well, whatever. I know I don’t have huge fake tits, but I totally do everything I can to make my movies fun and exciting to watch.
So I am gunna be shameless again and ask my fans who I love to Pleeeeeeease vote for me for the 2011 AVN Award Fan Favorite.
I am in the running for the following:
Favorite Performer: Joanna Angel
Favorite Body: Joanna Angel
Favorite Movie: Joanna’s Angels 3
The website is http://avnawards.avn.com/fan-voting/
This is really is such a super rad achievement for me – and Burning Angel to be nominated
I want to be able to keep making the kick ass movies we make I also want to be able to say that you guys love me and love watching me have sex & stuff. OK and have an AVN Fan award too.
Happy Holidays from your favorite porn star.
Tis I – Joanna Angel! I’m back.
I have a few photos for you to see from our last big shoot. Its a school movie! Basically it’s about an evil teacher who assigns an impossible science project to the class- turning lead into gold. Alchemy! If I fail the project I won’t get to graduate. It’s quite stressful!
School movies are really fun and silly. I haven’t shot one in a while- not since Joanna Angel’s Guide to Humping that I made when I was with Hustler.
which was years ago.
Anyways here are a few photos from the set.
Phoenix was not in the movie but- she came to set to hang out! And she put on some nerd glasses to celebrate uh… school and stuff. It’s always nice to see Phoenix. She has the most awesome attitude. She hung out on set all day, and showed her boobs, I think she jerked off Keni Styles somewhere … but I’m not sure I was a little busy… and she totally made everyone coffee like 10 times. She was like… a horny intern for the day! It was awesome.
I know, I know. People really don’t dress like this in school but I have to play up the fantasy. It’s a porno- OK! In porno- everyone wears plaid skirts to school. I really like wearing slutty school girl outfits – particularly because I am turning 30 next month. It is pretty awesome to be 30 and still look cute in a school girl outfit! I am very thankful for that.
And here is Shay. She was my bad ass friend in the class.
AND HERE IS THE SCHOOL MASCOT! I love this mascot costume. When I found it at the props store- I almost peed in my pants. I was so happy. It’s an Alligator with a tuxedo on!! Ahh! It’s Keni Styles under there. Yes- he TOTALLY had sex in this costume. Pictures of that will come later don’t worry.
…. And here I am lifting up my skirt.
Here is the mean teacher! Tommy Pistol. He was also a Vietnam war vet. It’s complicated to explain.
Here is a BRAND NEW BurningAngel girls butt. It’s such a nice butt right! Her name is Juliette Black. After this shoot- I totally banged her OFF CAMERA . I don’t do that very often. I guess me and her just hit it off. She is adorable and awesome and you will see her and BurningAngel very soon.
OK fine, I guess I can show you her face too.
Well that’s it for today. Hope you enjoyed the pictures.
It’s amazing how tragedy can bring people together!
Really. It’s pretty cool. See- here is me and a model from a competing Alt website kissing at the BurningAngel/ Darling House benefit for Jessie Lee at the Darling House in New York City. I am a total asshole and I can’t remember her name though. Maybe you can look at the picture and guess? I am pretty sure it started with an R. I feel bad! Yo – girl that I made out with! I had fun making out with you but I don’t remember your name!