Well…Here’s a free two minute clip of me getting banged in the ass in a school girl skirt…in an alleyway . Consider this an early Christmas gift!
Enjoy your two minutes of free porn…You can see the full clip in all its awesomeness RIGHT HERE. Have a good weekend.
This week and this weekend there are all sorts of parties going on in LA because the XGames are here. Lots of handsome skaters have been posting pictures on their Twitter of themselves all sweaty and shirtless after their practice, and quite frankly, it is very exciting.
What? Come on. Let me objectify men, alright? I let you objectify me!
I am not going to the XGames; this weekend, I actuallyam going to my aunt’s 90th birthday party, in Ohio. It will be a lot like the XGames. My 90-year-old aunt is pretty bad ass.
However, last night I did go to an XGames kickoff party that Travis Barker played at. He played drums while Mixmaster Mike DJ’ed. It was awesome to see Travis in such a small and intimate venue. I have not seen him on such a small stage doing anything since the Warped Tour in like, 1998 or something.
The set was pretty awesome; it made me giggle a little bit because him drumming along to the DJ’s set reminded me a little of playing Rock Band or something – however, it was really cool regardless. Travis is obviously a hell of a drummer and it was pretty incredible to watch. It was kind of confusing because I wasn’t sure if I should be dancing to the songs, or watching him play drums, so I kinda switched off and did a little of both.
It was hard to get pictures, but here was the best I could do. Actually, what am I saying. Brian Street Team took these pics! So this was the best HE could do. The ones on my phone were pitch black.
The best thing about The Roxy, is that is it is right next door to the infamous restaurant The Rainbow. And even though Los Angles has pretty shitty pizza in general, the pizza at the Rainbow is pretty damn good. So I did get to indulge in some pizza .
All in all, it was a fun night.
Here is what I have for you today.
Seriously. OJ is good for you. It’s full of vitamin C and shit.
Ugh – I have to stop eating fast food for breakfast. It’s disgusting! Now I feel like crap. I just can’t help it sometimes. When I’m up early in the morning, and I’m passing fast food places while I drive, all I can think is GREASY BREAKFAST SANDWICH!!! It seems like such a good idea at the time. There is like a big hole of grease in my stomach with a little Jack In The Box face on it. Yuck.
But in any case, yesterday we shot Krissie Dee in a BOY/GIRL sex scene for POVPUNX.com. Just a few weeks ago, she did a girl/girl scene.. and she decided to do a little more! She is so beautiful. I’m so flattered that she wanted to do her first and only boy-girl sex scene for me! The craziest thing about this sex scene is that Krissie is married, and her husband was the only guy she ever had sex with – and her husband’s name happens to be James. Yesterday, Krissie had sex with James Deen for POV Punx.com – the second penis she ever had inside of her, also by the name of someone named James. Or at least his pseudo name is James. But whatever. I thought all this was pretty fascinating. Here she is being…well…beautiful!
And here is Tori and Krissie – they BOTH have tattoos of phoenix’s on their backs. Crazy!!!
And here is Tori getting banged in the ass. Now penises in asses are cool and all but, seriously…let’s ignore the penetration for a second and look at her amazing shoes. I love them. I need to have them. They are kinda like boots and kinda like heels and they tie in the back. I am in love with those shoes.
And that’s all I have to say for today!
Have a happy Monday.
And stay away from the drive-thrus . It’s not a good idea!