This blog entry is devoted to plugs. I am plugging a nice guy who gave me some plugs – his name is Bob, and he owns the tattoo/ piercing place in Chicago called “Insight Studios”. He made me some custom-made black and pink plugs . It was incredibly sweet! So here I am, plugging Insight Studios for making me some plugs!!!
Here I am with my new awesome plugs!
And if you don’t care about plugs that go in your ears, here is a different kind of plug that might make you more excited.
He he he. Plugging plugs, and then plugging my ass. It’s just an average Thursday!
Here’s a sneak peek of pictures from my upcoming release…To be named “Kung Fu Pussy “!!!
Please note that “Kung Fu Pussy” is not a parody of Kung Fu Panda . I know how much you kids love parodies. Sorry . It’s not my thing, yo .
The movie is about me, Jessie and Kleio doing ninja stuff…And Dana Dearmond, Skin Diamond and Kelly Chaos are prisoners we need to save. Tom Byron is our wise Kung Fu teacher and there’s also an evil emperor.
It all makes sense . I swear.
The movie will be out in September . Now start getting excited about it !!!
FOR THE FULL PHOTO GALLERY OF KUNG FU PUSSY PICS, CLICK HERE!!!
I am back in West Coast Time! I feel so behind now. It was cool to live in the future for a little while.
I had a GREAT time dancing at Al’s Diamond cabaret. Thanks so much to everyone who came to see me. Here’s a few fun photos I took in the dressing room.
I will have some “real ” pics from the event in a week or so. A local photographer came in and took pictures of me on stage and stuff. I do love getting all dreseed up in slutty costumes and then dancing on a stage in them. I feel so fortunate to be able to do this! I would love to do this more often so – if you are out at a strip club, tell the manager to have me there! If you ask enough times, it just might work.
Oh yeah. And I learned about a very exciting treasure in Pennsylvania – it’s a gas station called “Sheetz”. It’s open 24 hours and you can go this computer and order- like, just about anything. Seriously. It’s like a WaWa on steroids (you Jersey folk should know what WaWa is) . You can order anything from Jalapeno poppers, to breakfast burritos, to burgers and fries – to sub sandwiches. And really, it all actually tastes quite good. I tried to eat at Sheetz as much as I possibly could.
Here is me and the magical computer that can make anything in the world, at any time of the day or night!
Well, I have a VERY messy apartment right now and a shitload of work to catch up on- and we are shooting Juliette Black tomorrow and a brand new girl!
Have a happy Monday everyone.
I will say that everyone I have met here is incredibly nice. Like, everyone. Everyone at the strip club – both customers and staff – everyone at the hotel, everyone at the diner I went to last night and ate greasy breakfast food at after I danced…is just ridiculously nice. I travel to a lot of places and this treatment is not common. People here are so incredibly polite that I am starting to feel kind of like a bitchy person. I am not nearly as well-mannered as these Pennsylvania peeps!
Well yesterday, our infamous music reviewer – Chris Nieratko – came to see me dance. He handed me dollar bills with salad tongs as he sat by the stage. What a weirdo. After I took my panties off, he also picked those up with salad tongs and gave them to me. I asked what the hell he was doing, he said he was extremely concerned about anyone picking up my panties and contaminating themselves. I think I am going to send his wife an email and tell her what he has been using their salad tongs for!
He also asked me for a lapdance – to which I agreed, and the entire time talked to me about his kids’ sinus problem, and the copious amounts of snot coming out of his nose and the comical things his kid does with this snot. It was…interesting.
Well here we are!
Oh yeah, and speaking of stripping, here is a little video of me and Jenna Haze dancing at the admiral last weekend. I hope we get to to it again soon. That was fun!
Have a lovely weekend everyone, I hope I get to see you in Reading.
I’m on my way down to Pennsylvania from NYC…And I made a stop in New Brunswick , NJ where I went to college . At Rutgers University.
I went to the college bookstore and took some pictures with some college stuff.
And I’m going to eat a hummus sandwich at the same place I used to eat hummus sandwiches every day.
Well that’s all the excitement I have for the day. Hope to see you this weekend!!!