Er… I am in post Vegas mode and my brain is kind of fried. I need a vacation from my vacation!
So, I don’t have that much to say, but here is a picture of me with like 10 thousand strippers at the Exotic Dancer Expo! I don’t even know everyone’s name. You can just guess!
Here I am eating a bagel
And here is my dog turned into a burrito with a towel. Did you know this is a new trend for owners of insanely cute dogs like Ramona? I swear. #dogburrito is a popular hashtag on Instagram. Dog owners wrap their dog up in all sorts of blankets, jackets and shit then take photos of it. It’s pretty rad!
Well, have a happy labor day weekend! Feel free to message me on Twitter (@joannaangel) or Instagram and show me your own #dogburrito if you have a dog.
During my last day in Vegas I watched a feature entertainer perform at the expo by the name of Lacey Rain (@thelaceyrain). She put on the most insane performance I’ve ever seen in my life! I’ve seen a lot of strippers in my day so it really takes a lot to wow me, and she wowed the shit out of me. She is a contortionist and somehow manages to climb the pole with her legs behind her head! My explanation does not do her performance justice, I recommend checking her show out if she’s at a strip club near you. I was so impressed I might turn groupie and follow her shows around!
Here I am with Taylor Vixen, she is so sexy.
I also met this cute midget stripper!
Finally, after about 20 vodka sodas, my face wound up inside of the most famous ass in the world (Alexis Texas). Lucky me!
So, last night I lost the award for adult feature entertainer of the year like a champ! The infamous milf, Lisa Ann, won . It’s cool, I wasn’t expecting to win and she is a great dancer! She totally deserves it!
Also, I am one of the judges for the pole dancing competition. Rubber Doll and Mary Carey are judging alongside me and they rule.
Here is a photo of the Judging Rules, shhhhh, dont tell anyone I showed you.
The sexy Rubber Doll, Mary Carey and myself, were just about to make a crucial judgement.
Here is Vayda Kiss working the pole. She was last years winner and is so amazing on that thing, it’s unreal. Vayda isnt a porn star, she’s a professional pole dancer!
I have a ton of photos from the show which I will show you tomorrow. I just wanted to take this moment to let you know that I’m having a very good boob day!
Since summer is almost over it seems I need to get properly drunk and silly in Vegas just one last time!
I am here for the exotic dancer awards that are being held at the Mandalay Bay. I was nominated for best adult entertainer, but, I probably won’t win! haha, it’s okay, I needed a good excuse to go to Vegas anyway!
I’m totally rooting for my girl Rubber Doll for feature entertainer of the year though. If you haven’t seen her stage show you should check it out. She looks like, well, a rubber doll and lights shit on fire and shoots it everywhere. It’s pretty rad!
Here is a photo of my boobs for the road
So, I am kind of becoming a bit of a crazy dog person. I never had a dog growing up and now I am learning a lot about dogs and their behavior and it’s quite interesting! I love having one! I was really nervous considering my busy schedule, but, with the help of some friends and picking the right breed of dog, I made it work perfectly.
In any case, I mentioned a few months back Jessie and I got a dog together. We had split custody over the dog. When I would feature dance, Jessie would watch the dog and vice versa. At first, I was a bit nervous to be solely responsible for our dog, Pixie, but It ended up working out just fine! Now Jessie and I are both home for a while and we decided it makes sense for our dog to only have one home, not two. So, yeah, to make a long story short, I gave Pixie to Jessie. I was so sad! I had a lot of fun hanging out with her this summer… but it was for the best. Jessie will take great care of her.
As you probably could of guessed, I have a new dog! I got one this weekend. She is a rescue (if you are in Los Angeles and you are looking for a dog I would recommend going to Bark N Bitches , the staff is incredibly knowledgeable and there are so many beautiful dogs that need homes )
I am not sure who the hell would get rid of this dog, because she is pretty perfect. She is basically a teddy bear that walks. She is the most chill and well behaved dog I have ever encountered. She just wants to take naps and eat treats, it almost makes my job as a dog owner a little too easy. I’m pretty stoked for her and Pixie to have doggy play-dates.
Anyways, her name is Ramona! Here she is
She kinda looks like a Ramona- right?
Here I am with my baby!
My homie with Ramona! Look how she sticks her tongue out! So cute.
Give her a nice warm welcome, I’ll probably be posting adorable/annoying pictures of her fairly often. =)