Last weekend, I finished shooting my latex movie, which I have decided appropriately title Latexxx. All the latex in this movie was provided by Syren Latex – from the best fetish store in the universe, Stockroom. I am not just saying that as some kind of paid advertisement. I love going into Stockroom – they have the most unique assortment of leather, latex and toys. Every time I go in there I actually leave feeling kind of like I am prude. (On a side note, the store is featured on Season 1 of American Horror Story, you know… when Zachary Quinto went to go buy some kinky sex gear.)
The outfits featured in my movie were slightly more revealing than the latex suit that was purchased in AMH, and my outfit won’t be used for the intent of ghosts impregnating the living.
I got a see through neon pink dress that felt so amazing to put on. I loved it! It made me powerful. No, really – it did! It was like transforming in a phone booth into some kind of superhuman character. So I decided to play kind of a dom in my scene… and I walked Ramon in on a leash and teased him before I let him have his way with me.
As a result of this spur of the moment dominatrix decision, it called for some spur of the moment Macgyver fetish gear making. Stockroom has a very wide selection of human collars and leashes – but I wasn’t aware of the superhuman powers the latex dress would give me when I got the dress. In any case, on the fly, I made a leash on set out of a belt that belonged to Hermionie Danger (who was also on set that day), and a removable strap of a suitcase. You know… those straps that they make you take off when you check your bag! Yeah, those!
It actually worked quite well.
And then I took the latex stocking that Lily Lane wore in her scene, and turned it into a blind fold. It was total DIY roleplaying.
So if you learned anything from this post – it’s to do something kinky and creative… and to go get something at Stockroom.
Fish fooooood, wooooaaahhhh, fish foooooood! Buy my soooong on iTuuuunes, woaahhhhh!!!
Hahaha! Sorry, I have to sometimes shamelessly promote myself! Fish Food is a rockin’ beach-party type tune that I made with my band Joanna Angel and the Gigolos for this grindhouse style bikini-babe-and-shark movie we shot. You can hear Fish Food in the trailer for Bikini Babes Are… SHARK BAIT –
My band’s song is pretty much everywhere you can get music from the internet, so you have no excuse not to get it! 😉 To get it on itunes, you can go here: tinyurl.com/fishfooditunes
Also, buy my fleshlights at tinyurl.com/JAfleshlight!!! You don’t want these evil little shark creatures biting your wang off, do you?! Fun, right?
Aaaand, if you love me and my pornos, I was nominated for 2 Fanny awards that are taking place at Exxxotica in Atlantic City next month!
Have a great weekend, everybody!
Happy Thursday everyone!
I hope to see you all tonight, in just a few hours – when I masturbate on webcam in the BurningAngel chat room.
This past weekend we shot some new girls! They will be lovely additions to the ever growing family of tattooed sluts on BurningAngel.com.
First, is Jordyn Shane!
She is from Virgina, she has a big juicy butt and she took a penis inside of said big booty on camera.
She had an incredibly sexy southern accent, and most importantly A PORTRAIT TATTOO OF DAVID BOWIE FROM LABYRINTH.
Yeah. How awesome is that?
Then we had Billie Jade! She too had a nice butt and nice big natural boobs. She did a lesbian scene with a sexy greaser rockabilly look. Her hair matched mine – so we were like, long lost pink hair sisters or something.
In case you were wondering about the other half of the aforementioned lesbian scene, it was with the absolutely gorgeous Alyssa Branch. She isn’t new to modeling, but she’s new to BA! We are very happy to have her.
Last and very not least, is Hermionie Danger – yes… a porno name straight from the school of Hogwarts. Hermionie is 19 years old – yes, 19 – at this point that is basically old enough to be my daughter in some places of the world.
Hermionie has lived all over the world, she is like 90% lesbian but managed to take dick like a champ this weekend, and she also is responsible for the beefy crunch burrito returning to the Taco Bell menu. Yup! I swear.
That was her favorite burrito, and when it wasn’t available anymore she started a campaign on Facebook to bring it back… and well… it’s back! Kind of… it’s only seasonal – if you eat one this summer, think of Hermionie!!!
Stalk them all on social media and you’ll be seeing them naked very soon =)
I am usually not nominated in this category, so I am happily surprised that I was nominated for “Super Freak” as they put it on thefannys.com – Kink Performer of the Year, that is. Some of you really must have loved my Kinky Fantasies movie, haha! Why wouldn’t I want Rick James’ song to be about me?! And of course I’m also really excited and happy to be nominated for Best Director! You can go vote for me in all the categories here: thefannys.com/#vote
And now I’m heading to Vivid! Listen to me, call me up! It’s cool. Maybe I’ll give you some sexy advice!
Hey people! I finally was able to get my hands on some pictures from the BLACK UNICORN fetish party event I was a special guest host for!
That’s me with the amazing Boulet Brothers!! And some of the best people ever were in attendance:
It was an awesome event that I’m glad to be a part of. Amazing fantasy and latex outfits everywhere, and good peoples!
Thank you, Boulet Brothers and Black Unicorn for having me host again! You throw an incredible party!