Hello everyone! It’s Hump Day and I have fun pics for you from my debauchery-filled holiday weekend. I would’ve posted this yesterday, but I was still hungover and my radio show requires a lot of energy! (Which if you heard yesterday, I had a “sharkgasm” contest to win a signed copy of my movie Sharkbait, where people called in and gave their best interpretation of what it would be like to simultaneously have an orgasm and be bitten by a shark. Haha!!)
Anywho – Mr. Small Hands and I spent time at the beach!!
We also spent time at my good friend Johnny ‘s Bring-Your-Own-Kiddie-Pool Party! Let me tell you, that is every bit as amazing as it sounds.
Heeeere’s Johnny! Hahaha! — Oh yeah, I got a new white thong bikini for the party!
Things got a little wacky as always!
Jessie and I taught Johnny a lesson while Ramona masterfully photo-bombed all of us like a boss.
That’s Ela Darling pouring this magical drink called RumChata down my throat. What is RumChata? Well, it’s Rum and Horchata and drinking it feels like the spring break I never had.
How can this much awesome fit into one tiny space? Ahh, good times!
Have an excellent week!