…with leftovers of turkey tits! Haha! I hope everyone is enjoying their Thanksgiving holiday weekend so far.
If you don’t want to get stuffed with leftovers, you can always do the stuffing with my FLESHLIGHT.
Happy Spanksgiving weekend.
Happy Tuesday, people! So I mentioned yesterday that we shot a ton of new porn this past weekend, and with that, a whole bunch of new faces to BurningAngel – a gaggle of girls, if you will! Some are brand new to the industry, and some just brand new to BA, but the important thing I want you all to remember is that they will all be here in the near future… And also that they’re ridiculously hot.
Photos!! Remember I mentioned Alby Rydes shooting a scene in my Grinch porno parody? Have some more upcoming smutty goodness –
Meet Kelsi Lynn! She’s a really cute goth chick and you get to see her naked soon!
And here’s redhead newbie Amber Ivy. Those perfect fucking victory rolls though. I love it when girls are natural pin ups!
Aimee Black is breathtaking – look at that beautiful ass, too!
Last and certainly not least: Ophelia Rain. She’s got this whole vamp goth hotness about her and it makes me a little (very) wet.
And she got double-penetrated and covered in cum.
This was a really awesome weekend in punk pornography. I hope you’re all really excited, I know I am!
Every year on BurningAngel, we celebrate Christmas (or Hanukkah, for that matter) with some kind of slutty holiday-themed scene. Whether it was a girl getting dick for Christmas, a guy getting pussy for Christmas – or Santa and an Elf get it on…. we have done it all!
The holidays are just around the corner, and I decided to do something a bit different this year and make a whole Christmas movie. This opus that you will see online in just a few weeks is titled How The Grinch Gaped Christmas.
Yup – I went there! It was for sure my first foray into Dr. Seuss parody porno.
I imitated the ORIGINAL Grinch book/movie – and not the horrible remake with Jim Carrey. I narrated the movie and starred in it, much like Boris Karloff! And what made this porno particularly fun to do was that everything was written in a rhyme. I had a good time writing this script!
Here’s just a small excerpt –
The Grinch learned that life is not about being greedy
And she wanted to give anal sex to the needy.
The Grinch really wanted to help someone
And by chance she found a very attractive bum!
Hello there, you handsome homeless man.
I want you to fuck me as hard as you can.
Well I was sitting here kind of hoping for food.
But I suppose sex is equally as good.
Thank you kind sir, and I’ll tell you what
I also want you to put it in my butt!!!
Here’s a sneak peek at the movie.
There is also a lovely newbie in the movie by the name of Amber Ivy – I will show you some pics of her in the near future!
Tis the season!!
It’s been an incredibly busy year for myself and my company BurningAngel and I’m thrilled to share with everyone that we were nominated 16 times for 2015’s AVN Awards!
Here’s the what for –
Best All-Girl Group Sex Secene – Vampire Cheerleaders, Joanna Angel, Jessie Lee, Draven Star, Veronica Layke & Krissie Dee
Best Big Bust Release – Tits and Tattoos
Best Comedy – Bikini Babes Are Shark Bait
Best Comedy – Vampire Cheerleaders
Best Director – Parody – BBQ Titmasters – Joanna Angel
Best Interracial Release – Big Black Dicks & Tattooed Chicks
Best Marketing Campaign – Company Image – BurningAngel Entertainment
Best POV Release – POV Punx 9: Super Star Edition
Best POV Sex Scene – POV Punx 9: Super Star Edition, Karmen Karma & Mr. Pete
Best Screenplay – Parody – BBQ Titmasters, Joanna Angel & Dnothing
Best Soundtrack – Bikini Babes Are Shark Bait
Clever Title of the Year – Two Chicks at the Same Time, Man!
Best Membership Website – BurningAngel.com
Best Porn Star Website – JoannaAngel.com
Best Web Director – Joanna Angel
Best Special Effects – Bikini Babes Are Shark Bait
It’s always great to win, but I’m always a proud parent when my movies get nominated! =)
And don’t forget that fan voting is open at avnawards.avn.com/voting, and you can vote for us daily in our categories!
Favorite Porn Star – Joanna Angel
Social Media Star – Joanna Angel
Best Boobs – Jessie Lee & Kleio Valentien
Favorite Studio – BurningAngel
Yayyy! Thank you everyone for another great year of smut-sharing.
Have an excellent weekend – we’ll be shooting some more porno!
It’s so funny when dudes just can’t take a hint. Sometimes it can be pretty sad, too, but for all intents and purposes – Sinn Sage breaking up with her boyfriend by telling him she’s a fucking lesbian is hilarious, especially with Eden Von Sleaze there to lend a helping hand…
And face… and tongue..
You know, I probably should’ve celebrated all breakups with bumping clams and 69’ing a sexy blonde.. or brunette… or redhead.. Actually it doesn’t matter, pussy is awesome.
Watch the struggle unfold here at BurningAngel.com: Because I’m A Fucking Lesbian!
Happy Throwback Thursday, everybody!