I thought in honor of New Year’s Eve, I’d share a list of 10 things I really liked about 2014!
1. BurningAngel invented “The Sexy Chair” – a chair where we sit on people sexily. See the chair yourself at an Exxxoitca near you!
2. I became a vampire.
3. Started hosting my own radio show on Vivid Radio, called Lewd Screwed and Tattooed.
4. Jesus might be able to turn water into wine – but I can turn zucchini into pasta. I am well on my way! He and I do share a birthday, after all.
5. Met Jenny McCarthy and Donnie Wahlberg when I went on her show. She fingered my fleshlight. So close!
6. I became the host of a BBQ reality TV show (porno).
7. Came out with my official Joanna Angel BDSM toy line with Stockroom. It’s pink and black and awesome.
9. My fleshlight turned into a pumpkin and I visited New Orleans for the first time.
10. I got a million new tattoos!
I took my pal “Snakey” out for some fun while I visited Berlin. Yes, my cobra tattoo has a name.
And New York.
Actually — pretty much anywhere I could pull my pants down, on stage and off. =)
It’s been a really great year. You weren’t so bad after all, 2014! Happy New Year, everybody!
Happy after-Christmas, everyone!
I’ve had a really amazing week in NYC – I really do feel at home there and I always love going back. And even though I have the worlds most amazing job – it was nice to be away and not have any “work”-related shit that I had to I do. This was a 100% vacation! And even porntrepreneurs need that sometimes.
I ate some awesome pizza at Roberta’s in Bushwick, Brooklyn. This pizza place probably has more hype around it than any other pizza place in NY – but I think it’s warranted. I ordered a pizza that’s off the menu called “the bee sting” and it had meat and cheese and honey on it. It was definitely an orgasm in my mouth. And possibly other places. Pizza has the power to do that.
I did a whole bunch of walking around – and the city was virtually empty on Christmas and it was awesome. It was kind of like the beginning of a Walking Dead episode.
I visited DJ Jess at Webster Hall and we debuted our OFace track for the crowd! It was awesome to see everyone dance to it. If you’re having a New Years party, I highly encourage you to add OFace to your playlist!
I saw The Interview on my birthday (aka Christmas day, whatever). And it was hilarious.
I got a new tattoo at the legendary punk rock shop – New York Hardcore Tattoo.
It’s one of the only “punk ” places left in the Lower East Side and it’s refreshing. The shop is owned by Vinnie from Agnostic Front – and Lars Frederikson from Rancid. Lars is a slightly newer owner (I think he invested in it like 4 years ago). In any case – an adorable artist there named Holly Sullivan put a beautiful pocket watch on my right hand.
And Small Hands – in the spirit of being in NY got a hot dog tattoo!
What a nice wiener that guy has 😉
Draven took a trip down to hang out and she got tattooed as well.
Not a hot dog – but an apple. Ahem – that’s so Draven!
Pizza, tattoos, friends, and wieners = good vacation!
Happy Friday, everybody! Chapter 1 of How The Grinch Gaped Christmas, starring ME as the Grinch, featuring newbie Amber Ivy and Xander Corvus, is now streaming on BurningAngel.com! Chapter 2 featuring holiday whores Krissie Dee and Michael Vegas comes out at the stroke of midnight eastern standard time!
Enjoy! I’m leaving to go ice skating right now!!!! Gotta work off those 9 courses of Chinese food somehow, haha =)
Have a great weekend, people!
I hope everyone has a safe and sexy and fun holiday! I’m headed to New York today, woo hoo – family and friends and Chinese food!
Happy Holidays, Merry Christmas, and Seasons Greetings from myself, Small Hands, and Ramona!
And Happy early-Birthday to ME!
Hellooooo, my show starts in about 30 minutes and I’ll be talking GRINCH today! We are going to have porno storytime!
And you may even get a chance to hear my O Face song today, but only if you’re on my naughty list! Haha
Gotta run! Tune in, call me up!