Do you remember when Myspace was a thing? Moretta Coxxx and Tommy Pistol do. They once stalked each other on the website and got together in person because they were both totally DTF – Tommy didn’t believe it was her at first because “myspace angles” but once she made him get on a ladder, he recognized her!
And then they had anal sex.
Oh, emo teens and internet hookups. Man, I love it. This was back when Moretta still had braces!
Watch the full scene here – Emo Butt Sex Romance!
Happy Throwback Thursday.
It’s hump day and you need some pictures from Memorial Day weekend! My friend Johnny White had a bbq/party – a Bring Your Own Kiddie Pool party, the third one to be precise. Because that’s what you do when you are in Downtown LA and have more of an alley than a yard! Haha =)
This is how I party with my porno family –
by obtaining chips and salsa with Jessica Jaymes..
by looking bangin’ in bikinis with drinks in hand..
with men on leashes being flogged by Vyxen Steel..
and by being generally awesome and enjoying each others’ company.
Ah, the good things in life! Happy Hump Day, everybody!
I’m just kidding, haha! I went on a hike this past weekend with Mr. Small Hands at O’Melveny Park. Wooo! You guys and gals wonder sometimes how I stay so fit, besides Barry’s Bootcamp kicking my ass and cooking delicious paleo meals – I love a good hike!
I also love showing my butt to Los Angeles.
That’s just how I roll. #TeamSnakey for life!
You should watch my latest parody with Vyxen Steel – Hot Tub Whore Machine! Yes, a Hot Tub Time Machine scene! Hahah. She gets zapped back in time to 1985 after masturbating in the hot tub, and hot, leather-clad 80s metal gang banging with three dudes happened.
Rock her like a fucking hurricane! Seriously, she squirts enough to fill an entire hot tub. It’s CRAZY! That’s what groupies from the future are like. Watch the full scene here – Hot Tub Whore Machine!
Remember when skies were gray because Jessie Lee wasn’t doing porn, but then she was again, and it was awesome? I remember that! Here’s some photos from her comeback scene, where she was just supposed to have Mr. Pete’s cock on camera, but she also got a Tommy Pistol surprise penis!
Happy Throwback Thursday!