It’s Throwback Thursday and you deserve some Pink Pussy bikini babes having a threesome to initiate Tommy Pistol into their all-girl gang! BEHOLD!
Treat yo’self to some punk smut featuring Draven Star and Andy San Dimas! Watch the whole scene from AVN 2015’s Best Comedy Bikini Babes Are… Sharkbait! and get off. Woo!
Hey people! I just released the official SFW trailer for a new bikini-shark-grindhouse style movie directed by me called Bikini Babes Are… SHARK BAIT! You’ll also hear original music by my band Joanna Angel and the Gigolos! It’s called Fish Food and it’s a pretty catchy tune about being at the beach and getting eaten by a shark. I blogged once about the fun recording process here.
I present to you the trailer for Bikini Babes Are… SHARK BAIT!
It’s a really hilarious movie and everyone was so good in it! It stars Andy San Dimas, Arabelle Raphael, Draven Star, and Nikki Hearts as members of the Pink Pussies bikini gang, Tori Lux as a rival hell bent on revenge against those pink pussy bitches, and myself (and I get to have awesome lesbian sex with Tori, it was great!), as well as the ever so lovely Tommy Pistol who just wants to be one of the gang, Wolf Hudson as the most suave-as-fuck dealer in town, John Strong, and pool boys Danny Wylde and Michael Vegas! Honorable mention goes out to Lindsay Hearts for not only making all the great bikinis in this movie, but also her and Small Hands for one of the best getting-eaten-by-shark moments ever.
I hope you all love it! You can get your own copy on DVD from my online store by clicking here – store.burningangel.com.
So we have a shark movie coming out sometime in the near future! No it’s not a sharkNADO parody… It’s my very own original shark movie called “Shark Bait”!
It was shot like a grindhouse movie. Something new we haven’t done yet! It was lots of fun and a good way to embrace all of our bad acting. It’s a sin to have good acting in a grindhouse movie!
So lifelike, hah!!
Having some fun directing Nikki Hearts who plays a Pink Pussy girl gang member visiting Wolf Hudson, who is playing that suave looking drug dealer!
He really wanted into the gang!! And Draven and Andy! It’s been his lifelong dream to be a Pink Pussy!
And here’s Lindsay Hearts getting eaten, pleasurably, by a Japanese Cock Shark!
You can get a sneak peak of the movie in my scene with Tori Lux. That’s how the movie begins!!
And the rest is porno history.
Look forward to this release in January!
PS If you’re in Pittsburgh this weekend, come see me at Cheerleaders Gentlemen’s Club! Tonight and Saturday!
Well, as I had told you before – I went to Mayhem Fest this weekend. It was a big metal show, and I got to see Slayer for the first time ever. It was incredible. There was fire on stage, and bass cabinets lined up like inverted crosses. They didn’t wear costumes, they didn’t blab on about any nonsense, they didn’t have a ton of makeup on – they just got on the stage, played their songs, and walked off. It was like, they had nothing to prove. They are fucking Slayer.
I wasn’t cool enough to see them when I was younger. Being able to watch “Raining Blood” played live was a moment I will never forget!
I went there with Jessie Lee and Phoenix, along with one of Jessie’s friends named Kate – who has like, the same hair as Jessie. I also ran into Andy San Dimas while I was there. Together we all got drunk and watched metal, and it was a great way to spend a Saturday.
I was too short to watch Anthrax so my friend Matt put me on his shoulders, and I clearly got to see the whole thing. It’s awesome being a very small girl with some big friends.
Slipknot was the headlining band, and I wasn’t sure why. I think some of their songs are OK and all, but I don’t think they are gods; I don’t know why they have three drummers and like, an entire circus on stage with them, and I don’t know why they headlined over Slayer. It was a little confusing to me, but the place was completely packed when they played. I guess I am alone in my confusion about the greatness of Slipknot.
I got to meet a lot of fans while I was there. It’s nice to know I have fans who listen to good music! I am going to see if I can go to any of the other Mayhem Fests in different cities. It’s a really awesome tour.
Well everyone have a happy Fourth of July. Eat some hot dogs, or veggie hot dogs…watch some fireworks, sleep late and think about America.
I have a bunch of photos from set the past few days. A whole bunch of different stuff was shot. Melissa (@xmelissamakeupx), our makeup artist…Took a bunch of sexy photos of the girls with Theory makeup all pretty and perfect, before they got all sexed up.
So here are the girls we shot!
I had Melissa do some corpse paint on Andy and Dee as you can see above. The two of them fucked on a demonic-looking set. It was really hot! And fun to do something different than what we usually do. I felt like Behemoth should be playing in the background…Or in the scene. It could have transformed into a black metal orgy.
I had Mariah do a Marilyn Monroe look and Wolf Hudson emulate Elvis.
Oh yeah, and here’s me as the principal of the school.
We shot a few punk school girls updates, then some updates for other sites. I’m exhausted, the days were long…but I’m sad it’s over. It really was a lot of fun! The more people who buy my porn…The more porn I can make…So please, think about that when you’re browsing free porn on the Internet!
CLICK HERE to see more photos from set! There were too many to post.