This weekend, I was in Chicago celebrating at Phoenix Askani’s Birthday party! It was a blast. It’s kind of odd that before this summer I had been to Chicago once, and now I have been there like 5 times. I have decided I like it there. The food is amazing (and ridiculously gluttonous, but whatever) the bars are a lot of fun, and I have the most awesome posse of hoes there. I especially like the bartenders there…
At Phoenix’s party, there was a Jello wrestling contest. It turned into more of a Jello make-out fest than actual wrestling but I think that is the whole point of it, right? Anyways BurningAngel girl Sidney Scarlet partook in the wrestling. Any excuse for us to see Sidney’s boobs is a good one.
Here is my butt in the air and my face in Phoenix Askani’s vagina. It was her special birthday lap dance. Weeeee! I should really remember that if I plan on giving lap dances to someone on a stage in a bar, I need to wear nicer panties. I’m so enmarassed! These are green H & M thongs that like, come in a pack of six. Not very glamorous. Oh well. Sorry for my ugly panties, Chicago. I will do better next time, I promise.
Before the party, we went to some restaurant called “Porkchop”. It was really un-kosher. Everything on the menu had pork in it. The wall had saws all over it – it was pretty cool looking. So here is me and Azure Maddox, Veruca James, and another friend of ours named Matt, hanging out inside the saws. It looks sorta Texas Chainsaw Massacre – right?
Here is Me and Phoenix and Damon out at a bar last night!
Come out and celebrate with me if you’re in the area…INFO ABOUT BIRTHDAY PARTY TONIGHT IS HERE!!!
Sooooo…I’m pretty excited that I’m going to CHICAGO EXXXOTICA today (it starts tomorrow)…and in honor of me and all the BurningAngels who will be there, I thought we’d play a little game today on my blog. It’s called…ummm…PAIR THAT PUSSY! Basically, there are pics below of the 6 BurningAngels – Phoenix Askani, Rizzo Ford, Sidney Scarlet, Azure Maddox, Veruca James, and Sofi VonDoom – who will be at the BurningAngel booth with me this weekend – one set of their face pictures and one set of their…PUSSY PICTURES! Specifically from behind…tehe Haha. So yeah – you have to pair them. Get it!? The faces have numbers and the pussies have letters. You can write the pairings in my Comments section, or even just come to Exxxotica to meet us in person and see for yourself if you got it correct! And to get the game rolling, here is a picture of MY FACE and MY PUSSY (from behind) to, um, inspire you! …
Ok, and now the game starts…
Haha – good luck!
It was a really crazy hectic weekend for me. But hectic is good. I like being busy.
I had to go to Chicago for a web convention, sponsored by XBiz. I think the technical name for this show was “XBiz Chicago Summit 2011” . It is a very cryptic name!
This was not a fan/consumer convention; this was a convention where all the important people who work inside the Internet convene and figure out how to make all our websites better. It’s pretty cool! I actually have come to love these types of conventions. They really are a blast and I learn so many new things. I spoke on a panel about Marketing (which I don’t have a photo of) and I ate deep-dish pizza (which I do have a photo of!!!)
There are more pictures from the Xbiz convention HERE.
On Saturday evening, after all “business” was taken care of, I went out with some of the Chicago BurningAngel girls – who I adore. Azure, Veruca, Phoenix and Rizzo. I went to the bar called “Exit” – where they have the BurningAngel night every Tuesday. I have heard a lot about this bar; it was nice to finally see it. The place is kick-ass. The music was great, the crowd was great, and all the bartenders were awesome. If you live in Chicago, you should definitely go there.
Then on Sunday as soon as I got off the plane, I went to Jason Ellis‘ house. He was doing some stuff for his website he wanted me and Jessie Lee to be in. They were really funny bits where we had to give lap dances to really bad lap-dance songs, like “Who Let The Dogs Out” and “Foot Loose”. It was incredibly random, but I did it anyways. We shot this in front of a green screen, which will magically turn into a strip club after editing.
I got home around 8pm and fell right asleep. I didn’t even take my makeup off. I always take my makeup off! This must have meant I was incredibly tired. I woke up this morning at 10 am and felt really refreshed. I am ready for a new week.
… And that’s all!