So, in honor of the world-famous tremendous nerd-fest that is happening in San Diego this week, here’s the trailer for BurningAngel’s Young, Nerdy and Dirty!
This movie is dedicated to all you beautiful people out there who aren’t afraid to let your geek flags fly! I mean, whomever really decided that nerds aren’t totally the alpha-class amongst all of us are just silly – have you seen the amazingly diverse gathering of humanity at Comic-Con?! Some of the raddest-as-fuck people in the world find themselves at SDCC (hello, Norman Reedus!).
Young, Nerdy and Dirty stars Phoenix Askani as a regional chess champion, Hermionie Danger as the A+ Bookworm, Sidney Scarlet as the Librarian’s assistant, and Vada, our magical little LARPer! Using the power of your brain and imagination is very darn sexy.
See? You should watch ASAP!! Also, the music you’re hearing in the trailer is a song called Fingerbangin’, by the all-time best nerdiest, dirtiest band around known as Sweatheart! I just loved it when I heard it and thought the song was a perfect match made in porno heaven, haha!
Oh by the way – we’re also in the process of making a fucking kick-ass cosplay movie. I can’t wait to share it with you in the future!
Awww, memories! Today’s Throwback Thursday is from when Phoenix Askani lost her girl-on-girl virginity on camera to me!
Since that time, she’s slept with every woman in Los Angeles. You can see the full scene by clicking here.
I am glad I was able to bring out the bi-sexual in her!
Last weekend, I finished shooting my latex movie, which I have decided appropriately title Latexxx. All the latex in this movie was provided by Syren Latex – from the best fetish store in the universe, Stockroom. I am not just saying that as some kind of paid advertisement. I love going into Stockroom – they have the most unique assortment of leather, latex and toys. Every time I go in there I actually leave feeling kind of like I am prude. (On a side note, the store is featured on Season 1 of American Horror Story, you know… when Zachary Quinto went to go buy some kinky sex gear.)
The outfits featured in my movie were slightly more revealing than the latex suit that was purchased in AMH, and my outfit won’t be used for the intent of ghosts impregnating the living.
I got a see through neon pink dress that felt so amazing to put on. I loved it! It made me powerful. No, really – it did! It was like transforming in a phone booth into some kind of superhuman character. So I decided to play kind of a dom in my scene… and I walked Ramon in on a leash and teased him before I let him have his way with me.
As a result of this spur of the moment dominatrix decision, it called for some spur of the moment Macgyver fetish gear making. Stockroom has a very wide selection of human collars and leashes – but I wasn’t aware of the superhuman powers the latex dress would give me when I got the dress. In any case, on the fly, I made a leash on set out of a belt that belonged to Hermionie Danger (who was also on set that day), and a removable strap of a suitcase. You know… those straps that they make you take off when you check your bag! Yeah, those!
It actually worked quite well.
And then I took the latex stocking that Lily Lane wore in her scene, and turned it into a blind fold. It was total DIY roleplaying.
So if you learned anything from this post – it’s to do something kinky and creative… and to go get something at Stockroom.
Sometimes my phone is a total fucking douche canoe and it throws off what I’m trying to accomplish, and today was one of those days! Luckily for me, I got to shoot the always-gorgeous Phoenix Askani for a PunkSchoolGirls scene, and then my phone nonsense didn’t really matter. Have you seen this chick? Jeebus.
She’s gonna bang the chess club instead of learning strategy. Mr. Pete and John Strong? Definitely great at strategy.
Boobs and pigtails. Fuck yeah!
And if you get a chance TONIGHT, you can totally see more of those awesome pierced tits on her LIVE WEBCAM show in the BurningAngel.com chat! Starts at 11pm est/8pm pst and goes for about an hour! Click here to go directly to the chat!
Oh, and the theme for tonight’s webcam show is Blackhawks & Buttholes, so don’t miss out!
Happy post Christmas everyone!
I have a few more photos taken by the glorious Melissa Makeup (twitter.com/xmelissamakeupx) showing off her amazing zombie makeup, and her ability to transform a bunch of regular sluts with tattoos into the cast of The Walking Dead.
This is me as Lori! See – I’m all dirty because it’s like, the Zombie apocalypse and all. And in the apocalypse, there is no pink hair dye left – so it all disappeared.
I’m Looking super happy like Lori always does!
Kleio as Andrea! She basically looks like her adorable self with longer hair. Thankfully, this was just a wig. Don’t worry!
Danny as Glenn!
Alright, I know some of you lame asses were offended by me turning someone non-Asian into someone Asian, but Danny is an important member of the BurningAngel family and I really wanted him in this movie – and he actually has a lot of similar features as Glenn and made the most sense to play him. Around election time, I aged Danny about 60 years and turned him into Joe Biden. In Evil Head, we gave him an 80’s looking wig. I was not doing this to make fun of anyone of any race – I did this because it was a parody. So all you over-sensitive PC people: calm down.
Skin Diamond as Michonne!
Michonne is by far the sexiest girl on Walking Dead, and Skin is one of the sexiest people I know. This all made sense.
It’s Owen as Daryl!
Sierra Cure as Sophia! This was pretty awesome and creepy!
Sierra again as zombie Sophia! And Melissa smooching her cute Zombie face.
Wolf is Carl. He played my son! Bwahahahaha
And the above photos here and sweet zombie makeup is by Andrea! Andrea was another makeup artist on this shoot – it took more than one person to paint up all these zombies!! You may recognize some of those sexy zombies.
And here are a bunch of other random photos from set:
Pictures from Jeff!
The shoot was exhausting, and adventurous and was by far the biggest production we have ever made. I am really proud of it and I can’t wait for you all to see it! I still have no idea what to call it. If you think of anything, tweet at me and let me know!