Hahahahahah, I’m just kidding. I didn’t really find Jesus, I just play someone who did in a porno! My darling Petey and I were discussing the upcoming church group bake off and the brownies I was going to make that would kick some serious butt, and saying grace before dinner when there was a rap at the door – who would interrupt grace?? Turns out, it was his ex, Romance, who was actually still his WIFE, and had just gotten out of the slammer! And much to my surprise, that family heirloom salt shaker was actually a bu… a b-b-b-….BUTT PLUG! That he used in Romance’s ASS! He kept it because it reminded him of her. As a good Christian woman, it was my duty to cast out that demonic toy out from our household.. umm… our household that I got locked out of while Romance received the dick she desired on our dinner table. =(

Everyone knows anal sex with jailbirds trumps brownies with the Lord! My character would come to understand, eventually. Haha! You can watch the full scene at BurningAngel.com – Out Of Jail!

And make sure you watch my cam show tonight with Small Hands at 7pm! Sign up with code ‘halfoffBA’ to get 50% off a 1month membership and view the show totally free on BurningAngel.com – or you can always watch it on streamate at tinyurl.com/balivesex free for the first 20 minutes! See you pervs later.

xoxo
Joanna Angel

Hi everyone! I had a great time dancing my titties off in the Pacific Northwest!

Lexie Sunset and I from the Sunset Strip! She’s like a living Barbie doll. Mmm.

Romance and Taurus came out to see me! I love those sluts <3

Here’s a couple from my signing at Taboo Video in Vancouver, Washington! Some Jason Ellis fans came to my signing, too, which was awesome to see!

I also had the opportunity to have a lingerie shoot with Purrfect Pineapples! Erika actually made me the outfit I wore in Hot For Teacher. I love passionate women rocking their businesses. It’s all DIY, handmade, cruelty-free lingerie, too! And seriously beautiful. Retro pin up goodness.

Je suis un ananas. Thank you!

Until next time, Oregon!!

xoxo

Joanna Angel

Watch the official trailer for my Ellis show porno parody Dude, Am I A Slut?, where I get to play the one and only Jason Ellis!

Warning: nsfw language! (duh)

Some girls dream of becoming President, other girls dream of being called a slut by Jason Ellis.

Dude, Am I A Slut? part 1 drops this Saturday/late Friday night for members of BurningAngel.com! I loved making this movie so much. I think we really captured the true essence of the skit =)

Enjoy!

And please, don’t forget to come see Emily Parker and I in Baltimore at the Hustler Club if you’re in the area, especially for the Baltimore Tattoo Arts Convention! We want to show you our tits and tatts! And eat crab cakes. All of them. Yum!

xoxo

Joanna Angel

Here’s a whole bunch of pictures from the Adult Entertainment Expo / AVN 2015! BurningAngel girls all over the place – it was such a blast!

Here’s me with Necro Nicki and Veronica Layke –

Touching butts on Vivid Radio –

Axis Evol got a bunch of really great pics over the weekend –

With Ophelia Rain, and Veronica Rose –

And Amber Ivy and Jessie Lee –

And Necro Nicki and Sheridan Love and her boobies!

Karmen Karma stopped by, too!

I love a stack of hot tattooed sluts any day of the week.

Jason Ellis and I and my girls, doing a very special handshake.

Scarlet LaVey and Necro Nicki being gorgeous as usual.

And from the AVN Awards –

Backstage hosting –

Hahah – funny timing on the image, but Tommy “Tomy” Pistol and Alexis Texas really rocked hosting these awards! First male host in 20 years and he earned every bit of it – wait until videos of their song and dance start surfacing.

It was truly spectacular!! Congratulations! Clearly, they came to both of you for very good reasons 😉

And a huge thank you to Chris King for capturing the moment I realized we just won.

Gotta run to Vivid Radio for Lewd Screwed and Tattooed! If you’re lucky, maybe I’ll show you what the after party was like soon!

xoxo

Joanna Angel

It was an amazing week in Vegas. I am so thankful for our wins! I didn’t get the chance to thank everyone on stage because the awards I won were not announced on stage so I am going to take this opportunity to thank everyone. Without these people, this wouldn’t have been possible.

For Bikini Babes Are Shark Bait earning Best Comedy, I would like to thank the entire cast: Tori lux, Arabelle Raphael, Draven Star, Nikki Hearts, Andy San Dimas, Wolf Hudson, Tommy Pistol, Danny Wylde, Michael Vegas and John Strong.

I also want to thank the entire crew – Mike Quasar, little Nate (our PA) Frady (lighting), Lorenzo (photography), and Sonny Malone. And a very special thank you to “Daikaiju Co” – the Spfx company who made me the most awesome shark.

I also want to thank Lindsay Hearts for making the wardrobe for the movie, and helping out on set in general. And of course Small Hands – who helped out on set, and wrote the theme song “Fish Food”, and you know – keeps me sane in life in general.

And I would like to thank my lovely assistant Jennie who randomly one day during Shark Week said, “We should really make a shark movie,” and that’s how this all began.

And then – for the award for Best Pornstar Website, JoannaAngel.com – for the 3rd year in a row now – I need to thank all the guys and girls who have boned me so well, and most importantly I need to thank all the members because without you guys, this can’t exist.

And thank you AVN – for always treating BurningAngel so well ever since day one. You give so much love to my little company and it is truly appreciated.

I love this industry and I am blessed to have the job that I do. I am ready to make some more kick ass porno this year!!!

Now here’s some pics of our glamorous and classy hot tattooed slut-ness on the red carpet at the AVN Awards –

You’re all so damned beautiful! Thank you, everyone! And thank you Rick Garcia of IndustryByRick.com and everyone else for the awesome pics! =)

xoxo
Joanna Angel