Howdy, people! I returned back to Los Angeles from a very lovely (and extremely hot) weekend in Dallas, Texas, for the first-ever Exxxotica show to grace Texas with its presence! It was great to meet real fans and make new ones, run into friends, and do a little exploring around the fair city of Dallas. Perhaps the best part of any trip for me is sampling the local fare – and Texas BBQ has been severely lacking in my life, so I filled my mouth with delicious meat any chance I had. Anyway, I spent the weekend signing at Stockroom’s Dungeon Experience, and Club Spotlight. It was funny to see con attendees standing along the edge of this big carpet on the ground not realizing that they were welcome to try the dungeon equipment with the help of our industry professionals – but they all warmed up to it once we told them they wouldn’t bite (it was probably part of the rules – we have a lot of rules at conventions to make sure things are kept professional and safe for everyone!). Speaking of dungeons – tag me in pictures and videos of my stage show where I got to demonstrate using my Joanna Angel BDSM toy line with some lucky volunteers. You know what I’m talking about if you were there – I rode guys like ponies and they loved it.
I had a great time, and so did my assistant who came with me – she also enjoyed shoving as much meat into her mouth as possible. Thank you to everyone who came out, and to Exxxotica for having me, as always!
And now: photos!
The civilian VIP passes featured Kleio and Jessie on them. Wish we got one of those!!
Sheridan Love came on over to my punk ass corner of the convention with her pastie-covered tatas on display. I’d ride the fuck out of this cowgirl =)
Club Spotlight was also babe city. If you’re not familiar with Alexis Texas and her butt – get acquainted.
And Lexi Belle came over and I flirted with her.
And I said hello to my AVN 2016 co-host Anikka Albrite! She’s so pretty, I’m dying.
The weekend didn’t come without a little bit of bad news –
Hahahaha. Oh nooooooo. SINNER!
Saturday was fairly busy at the Dallas convention center, which was nice to see! Glad those wonderful people with the signs outside the hall didn’t scare anyone away, haha.
Here’s Stoya and I over in the bad-girl corner with a really sweet fan posing for photos.
I wore my pink and black Syren latex outfit from my Stockroom line photos one day for my stage show! I love this outfit….
And then I ate some of the best Texas BBQ ever – from Pecan Lodge in Deep Ellum! Good vibe and GREAT food! I’d been talking non stop about Texas brisket and I really couldn’t contain how happy this food made me and my belly. We ordered basically everything they had left on the menu. If we had a mini fridge in the room, we would’ve taken every last crumb leftover home, haha.
Thanks to the staff at Pecan Lodge for being awesome and feeding us delicious food! Eating is my favorite part of every trip.
I’ll post some more photos of sexy babes and sexy meats from the weekend tomorrow!!
Let’s get weird!
Here’s a whole bunch of pictures from the Adult Entertainment Expo / AVN 2015! BurningAngel girls all over the place – it was such a blast!
Here’s me with Necro Nicki and Veronica Layke –
Touching butts on Vivid Radio –
Axis Evol got a bunch of really great pics over the weekend –
With Ophelia Rain, and Veronica Rose –
And Amber Ivy and Jessie Lee –
And Necro Nicki and Sheridan Love and her boobies!
Karmen Karma stopped by, too!
I love a stack of hot tattooed sluts any day of the week.
Jason Ellis and I and my girls, doing a very special handshake.
Scarlet LaVey and Necro Nicki being gorgeous as usual.
And from the AVN Awards –
Backstage hosting –
Hahah – funny timing on the image, but Tommy “Tomy” Pistol and Alexis Texas really rocked hosting these awards! First male host in 20 years and he earned every bit of it – wait until videos of their song and dance start surfacing.
It was truly spectacular!! Congratulations! Clearly, they came to both of you for very good reasons 😉
And a huge thank you to Chris King for capturing the moment I realized we just won.
Gotta run to Vivid Radio for Lewd Screwed and Tattooed! If you’re lucky, maybe I’ll show you what the after party was like soon!
It was a fun quick weekend in Ft. Lauderdale, Florida! Thank you so much to everyone who came out to see me.
I had some special cut up tee shirt dresses made for me by Stephen Alonzo.
I also dressed like a referee, with a dress by Lindsay Hearts. I like supporting my local designers =)
I saw some friends – people you know and love and probably jerk off to from time to time.
Like Alexis Texas!
…and Lexi Belle!
I am not sure why she had a bird, but she is so damn cute it doesn’t really matter. I couldn’t just hang around holding a cool bird, people would be all – “look at that crazy girl with the bird, get her outta here!” It’s the tattoos, I think. Haha!
Here I am with Tera Patrick!
It’s Stormy Daniels, yeah!
Helloooooo San Francisco! I am here and I am naked!
I tend to get wacky in there!
During my last day in Vegas I watched a feature entertainer perform at the expo by the name of Lacey Rain (@thelaceyrain). She put on the most insane performance I’ve ever seen in my life! I’ve seen a lot of strippers in my day so it really takes a lot to wow me, and she wowed the shit out of me. She is a contortionist and somehow manages to climb the pole with her legs behind her head! My explanation does not do her performance justice, I recommend checking her show out if she’s at a strip club near you. I was so impressed I might turn groupie and follow her shows around!
Here I am with Taylor Vixen, she is so sexy.
I also met this cute midget stripper!
Finally, after about 20 vodka sodas, my face wound up inside of the most famous ass in the world (Alexis Texas). Lucky me!