Hey, I swear. I don’t want to show off here. I am extremely humble. I swear.
But I saw the ad for the AEE Expo and I just want to say how ridiculously flattered I am to be – what looks like – some kind of representative for the show. The AEE Expo is kind of a big deal in porn, and I am sure that 10 years ago, there would not have been a girl with pink hair and tattoos front-and-center in the promotional advertisement for the show. It’s the big expo in Vegas every year in January- and on the last day of the expo the AVN Awards takes place. It’s one big porno-riffic gangster-ish weekend in Vegas.
I swear. I didn’t pay anyone to get on this poster, and I’m not a representative for a huge porn company. I’m really happy that I made it here just doing exactly what I wanted to do.
Being on this ad doesn’t mean I can retire tomorrow or anything…but I am damn proud of this. OK? Let me be proud! Is that cool? I will go back to being a self-hating Jew tomorrow. I promise.
PS. That is not actually my guitar. I just used it as a phallic object to put in between my legs.