Howdy, people! I returned back to Los Angeles from a very lovely (and extremely hot) weekend in Dallas, Texas, for the first-ever Exxxotica show to grace Texas with its presence! It was great to meet real fans and make new ones, run into friends, and do a little exploring around the fair city of Dallas. Perhaps the best part of any trip for me is sampling the local fare – and Texas BBQ has been severely lacking in my life, so I filled my mouth with delicious meat any chance I had. Anyway, I spent the weekend signing at Stockroom’s Dungeon Experience, and Club Spotlight. It was funny to see con attendees standing along the edge of this big carpet on the ground not realizing that they were welcome to try the dungeon equipment with the help of our industry professionals – but they all warmed up to it once we told them they wouldn’t bite (it was probably part of the rules – we have a lot of rules at conventions to make sure things are kept professional and safe for everyone!). Speaking of dungeons – tag me in pictures and videos of my stage show where I got to demonstrate using my Joanna Angel BDSM toy line with some lucky volunteers. You know what I’m talking about if you were there – I rode guys like ponies and they loved it.
I had a great time, and so did my assistant who came with me – she also enjoyed shoving as much meat into her mouth as possible. Thank you to everyone who came out, and to Exxxotica for having me, as always!
And now: photos!
The civilian VIP passes featured Kleio and Jessie on them. Wish we got one of those!!
Sheridan Love came on over to my punk ass corner of the convention with her pastie-covered tatas on display. I’d ride the fuck out of this cowgirl =)
Club Spotlight was also babe city. If you’re not familiar with Alexis Texas and her butt – get acquainted.
And Lexi Belle came over and I flirted with her.
And I said hello to my AVN 2016 co-host Anikka Albrite! She’s so pretty, I’m dying.
The weekend didn’t come without a little bit of bad news –
Hahahaha. Oh nooooooo. SINNER!
Saturday was fairly busy at the Dallas convention center, which was nice to see! Glad those wonderful people with the signs outside the hall didn’t scare anyone away, haha.
Here’s Stoya and I over in the bad-girl corner with a really sweet fan posing for photos.
I wore my pink and black Syren latex outfit from my Stockroom line photos one day for my stage show! I love this outfit….
And then I ate some of the best Texas BBQ ever – from Pecan Lodge in Deep Ellum! Good vibe and GREAT food! I’d been talking non stop about Texas brisket and I really couldn’t contain how happy this food made me and my belly. We ordered basically everything they had left on the menu. If we had a mini fridge in the room, we would’ve taken every last crumb leftover home, haha.
Thanks to the staff at Pecan Lodge for being awesome and feeding us delicious food! Eating is my favorite part of every trip.
I’ll post some more photos of sexy babes and sexy meats from the weekend tomorrow!!
Let’s get weird!
Well, first of all, I don’t know if you guys read the NY Daily News or not, but I was in there responding to Rick Santorum‘s war on porn. It’s been all over the Internet actually. I was proud! It’s cool to sometimes do gang bangs, and sometimes speak about politics in the news. You can find it here:
Too bad they didn’t use my cool Santorum image, with the talk bubble. That would have been way better.
In any case, this weekend I was in Fort Lauderdale for a big DVD wholesale convention. It was a secret gathering of a bunch of people from the staff of various adult novelty stores. A few other girls from the porn industry were there – we all celebrated St. Patrick’s Day together. I wore a stupid hat – and tried to put my game face on.
Well, here is me and all the girls from the porn industry who were at the convention. You can kinda see us – it’s Me, Chanel Preston, Bobbi Star, Jessie Andrews , Jessica Drake, Stoya, Charley Chase and Capri Anderson. Um, I know there is another girl in the photo but I am not so sure who she is!
Here is me and Bobbi Star:
Me and Jessie Andrews – I never actually spoke to her before this weekend. She is super cute! Incredibly young, but very smart, and really adorable. It was nice to get to actually get to know her:
Here is me and Charley Chase and her awesome boobs:
Here are me and Stoya being bad, and smoking cigarettes:
Me and Chanel Preston – who is known for being Wonder Woman in some Wonder Woman parody porn:
And here is me and Capri Anderson:
On Sunday night I did my radio show from my hotel room in Fort Lauderdale. I am going to try to focus on a different genre of metal every week – I think. Last week I played hair metal (like Stryker, and Warrant and Motley Crue) and this week I played Black Metal. I thought it was a good genre to play in honor of Rick Santorum – since he is all about Christianity – I thought playing a series of songs about burning churches and killing Christians was appropriate. Some of the bands I played were Immortal, Satyricon, Krallice and Mayhem. I’ll be honest; I don’t know that much about Black Metal (not to be confused with Death Metal or Thrash Metal – people get incredibly sensitive if you confuse them) – so I felt a bit like poser, but I enjoyed researching the bands and listening to them – I also, REALLY liked reading the lyrics to the songs. They are pretty hilarious – and sort of uh, inspiring? I would have to say Satyricon was my favorite of the bands that I played.
Should I start wearing corpse paint every day? It sounds rather time consuming but it might be worth it – especially in the spirit of the election. I found a website that generated a black metal nickname for you http://www.rinki.net/pekka/bm/. Mine would be Goatat Archnium Joanna Angelum.
Should I change my stage name? That has a nice ring to it.
When I was at Exxxotica, I was on a sex panel with Belladonna and Stoya, hosted by the Editor of Fleshbot, Lux! Here are some photos from it! It was awesome. People asked me advice about blowjobs and anal sex and stuff – which I felt really odd doing next to Belladonna, considering she knows a hell of a lot more than I do about blowjobs and anal sex. I am pretty sure she invented those two things. Did people ever have anal sex before Belladonna did porn? I don’t think so. If they did, it was incredibly lame.
To be honest, I don’t think of myself as any kind of sexual expert. I feel like I do the same thing everyone does in their personal lives, but I just do it on camera for everyone to see. I get a little uncomfortable when people ask me sex advice, because I don’t want anyone to think there is a right or wrong way to have sex. However, I was flattered to be part of the panel, and I really enjoyed doing it. Me, Stoya and Belladonna had a great chemistry up there, and we all provided unique answers. If just one person went home feeling inspired to do something new and adventurous in the bedroom, from anything that I said, then I feel accomplished.
Here are some photos from the panel!