Happy day-after Thanksgiving! I scored a new porn couch today in a Black Friday deal – and speaking of which – I have some deals for you! First – all Burning Angel dvds are on sale 50% off with our holiday STUFF IT sale – by using code “STUFFIT” at BurningMerch.com
AND, you can own my sweet pussy on the cheap – 25% off my official Fleshlight from tinyurl.com/JAfleshlight
What a deal! Enjoy your long weekends!
The third installment of STREET PUNXXX, starring Rizzo Ford, Kelsi Lynn, and newbie Amelia Dire, with a special guest appearance by Malice! – comes out at midnight eastern tonight and wraps up next weekend! If you haven’t been watching – take a little peek! Oh, and that music you’re hearing? Small Hands is the man!!
Tonight’s episode features Kelsi Lynn and Mr. Small Hands aka Dirty Fingaz, dumpster diving for tacos, but what they actually find is completely unused dildos! That’s crazy! Why would anyone throw out a perfectly good dildo?! Hahaha. And that, my friends, is how you make punk porn. I haven’t had a fancy fleshlight Friday in a little bit, so I have something special for ya –
Hahahahaha. Sweet mohawk. Damn the man! Buy my fleshlight!
PS – Yes, I was DEFINITELY featured in the NY Post yesterday in an article about Jiz Lee’s Coming Out Like A Pornstar! You were not imagining things. Hi, mom! Thanks for always loving and supporting me no matter what!
I loooove these photos, I hope you enjoy them too! –
Have a great weekend, everybody!
Happy Monday, everybody! It’s become official – you can now buy my box, in a box, in stores! That’s right, people – my Joanna Angel Fleshlight has gone wholesale! You will now be able to purchase my ass or pussy with the Lotus texture in shops everywhere! Thank you to Fleshlight for selecting my parts to be a part of your upper echelon of male masturbators =) I am honored!
Take a look at my package –
And if you can’t find it in stores, there’s always the internet from which to order.
What an awesome way to start the week – I’m so excited even more of my fans can now enjoy my lady parts!
Happy Hump Day, everybody – especially to Lily Lane, whose birthday is also today! Happy birthday, Lily!
Anywho – onto business: more Exxxotica Expo photos from my weekend in Dallas, Texas! We’ll start with that time Sheridan Love came to visit me as sexy Princess Jasmine, boobs out!
My assistant ran into Anna Bell Peaks in the hotel lobby and beckoned her to come visit the Stockroom booth via instagram – and I’m glad she did because Anna Bell is SO UNBELIEVABLY HOT!! Also, we exchanged pink hair tips.
Here’s the incredible Ms. Skin Diamond in a blue latex dress, that my assistant was freaking out about because of a geek fandom of which they are both a part. She looks amazing, not to mention for all the dungeon style stage shows we performed, she also dressed like a BDSM Cat Woman and poured “milk” all over herself (it was actually whipping cream!) –
We went to the post- Exxxotica pool party for a little while on the roof of the hotel, however we had dinner plans to get some more Texas BBQ… =)
Ahh, yes – it was BRISKET TIME at Lockhart Smokehouse! And the ribs and the 110 year old sausage recipe and the mac and cheese were serious business!
You can really tell these people love their BBQ – and we love their meat too! I honestly couldn’t tell you which Texas BBQ experience I enjoyed more, because it’s like I went to heaven twice this weekend. Yum!! Thank you for letting us put all the meat in our mouths!
I’ll be back some day, Dallas! Thanks, Exxxotica =)