I know you what you guys like. My puppies!
There’s some sort of butt-to-butt joke here, haha! Gonzo and Ramona are the best. They don’t even have to do anything and they’re hours of love and entertainment.
And my Jessie! She makes me beautiful =)
And of course: ASS AND TITTIES!!
Happy Monday, everyone!
You guys. We have a new addition to our little family – and his name is Gonzo! Kind of a perfect name, right??
I am in love with him. He looks like a bat, but he’s obviously not a bat – he’s a pug / chihuahua / beagle mix! I like to refer to him as a “chug.” He looks like a party animal, I think.
I think Ramona and Mr. Small Hands are fans, too! He’s trying to be king of the castle already, haha.
Awwww! We adopted Gonzo from the same rescue organization from which we adopted my little ewok / shih tzu Ramona. Adopting new furry family members from rescues is a truly rewarding experience. If you’re in the LA area and looking to expand your family – consider Rescue Me Inc! They specialize in rescuing special needs, abused, neglected, injured and senior animals that are often overlooked in shelters. I am ever-thankful for the work this organization does! Check them out and support if you can =)
I hope everyone has a safe and sexy and fun holiday! I’m headed to New York today, woo hoo – family and friends and Chinese food!
Happy Holidays, Merry Christmas, and Seasons Greetings from myself, Small Hands, and Ramona!
And Happy early-Birthday to ME!
Joshua Darling, a good friend of mine, is working on a brilliant coffee table book containing photos of different Porn Stars with their pets. This past weekend he shot me with my little friend and I am in love with the photos!
Ramona’s expressions always crack me up. I am endlessly entertained by watching her react to the would. She always looks half asleep and extremely confused- and I am just so in love with her. I used to think people’s intense connections with their animals were strange- I didn’t really get it. But now I do, and I have happily entered the world of being a crazy dog person.
In any case, check out these photos. It sums up my relationship with my dog quite well!
These are probably the greatest photos of anything ever taken, ever, by the way. Thank you, Joshua!
I have decided to share with you some of my recent selfies.
This is me, my bathroom skink, and my butt.
This is me with some underpants that have photos of old Hustler centerfolds on them (if you know whose face that is on there please tell me? because I honestly have no idea and it’s a little awkward since me and her have a relatively intimate relationship being that she was all up in my crotch).
This is my butt, in my guest bathroom.
(Yeah, I have a guest bathroom. When you grow up you’ll have one too. But to counteract how grown-up it is, I had Brian Street Team spray paint the walls with graffiti of little men falling into a giant coffee cup)
Here are my titties and my tattoos. #Underboob!
And here is my adorable dog Ramona photobombing me as I take a selfie in my messy room.
And, before I go, don’t forget to submit your Hump Day Q&A questions to me on twitter using #fleshlive! I’ll be answering the questions LIVE on Fleshlight’s webcast at 6pm PST today!!