When I went to seeote Rancid at Hootenanny, I got this shirt. It says “20 Years On Still Going Strong.” I really love the fact that they have been around for so long, and they are still doing what they do, and they have never been, like, a huge radio band, and that they never went along with any trends in the punk/hardcore scene…Like, they never got super emo, and they never started screaming and adding keyboards. They just kinda do what they do and they are happy with where they are . It’s kinda like me! On some level.
I was really happy to meet so many of my amazing fans in Chicago. And at the convention, there were a lot of new and hot and young girls in porn around…and it’s nice to know that my fans still appreciate me, even with all the new girls out there. I’m 31-years-old! At times, I feel like I’m getting too old to be a sex symbol. But whatever. My vagina will keep going as long as people still appreciate it.
Anyway, the RANCID SHIRT inspired me to make my own shirt…for myself. What do you think!? Here’s a comparison:
Well, April Fools came and went and I did not play any pranks on anyone. I forgot about it. Oh well!
Anyways, it was a fun weekend. I went to this Burlesque competition at Dragonfly in downtown LA. It was called a “Hooker Competition” but it was kind of misnamed. The acts were very much burlesque acts, and not anything close to what a prostitute does. The flier had an explanation for it – something along the lines of a definition of a hooker being someone who sells their body in some kind of way – or something. I think a hooker pageant sounded just a tad more exciting than a burlesque pageant…
However, Brian Posehn was the host of the show, and he is incredibly funny. So I enjoyed watching him!
And Traci Lords was one of the judges! I had to get a photo with her. This is some kind of generations of porno picture; I like it!
Dave Navarro was also there but I don’t have a photo with him – however, we have taken many photos together in our time so, you can probably imagine what we looked like in a photo together on that evening.
Then on Saturday, I took Jessie Lee on a date. We ate at a restaurant in Malibu by the water. It was romantic!
And then we collectively gave a friend of ours a blowjob.
So all in all, this was a pretty good weekend. I got to meet some famous people, and I got to give a blowjob with my friend.
Who knows, it it could be you next =)
I had breakfast with a good friend, Tim Armstrong. He’s you know….A legend and shit.
He’s definitely the most creative and inspiring person I know; hanging out with him always gets gears turning in my head and makes me want to do shit.
I’m grateful to have him in my life.
And here we are! Kinda looks like a prom picture.