Hi there! You should watch this excerpt from the first episode of my new parody – Joanna Angel’s Making The Band! And then you should go watch the full scene at BurningAngel.com!
What’s that? You don’t have a membership?! Well get on it! You don’t wanna miss out on this little gem. It’s Lily Lane’s FIRST DP EVER!
And make sure you listen to me live coming up on Vivid Radio shortly!!!
PS – Happy birthday to my awesome assistant and social media gopher Jennie! You rule. Eat cake! Go follow her on instagram.
Watch the official trailer for my Ellis show porno parody Dude, Am I A Slut?, where I get to play the one and only Jason Ellis!
Warning: nsfw language! (duh)
Some girls dream of becoming President, other girls dream of being called a slut by Jason Ellis.
Dude, Am I A Slut? part 1 drops this Saturday/late Friday night for members of BurningAngel.com! I loved making this movie so much. I think we really captured the true essence of the skit =)
And please, don’t forget to come see Emily Parker and I in Baltimore at the Hustler Club if you’re in the area, especially for the Baltimore Tattoo Arts Convention! We want to show you our tits and tatts! And eat crab cakes. All of them. Yum!
Helllooooo. Happy Friday, world. Is it really Friday? Did another week of my life just go by?
So crazy. Shit happens so fast. I’m gonna be 80 years old before I know it. AND YOU WILL ALL STILL LOVE ME!!! RIGHT?
In any case, you may have seen glimpses of this on my instagram/twitter – but last week I directed a parody of BBQ Titmasters – a parody of “BBQ Pittmasters.”
I have to be honest with you: I have become completely addicted to reality TV shows on the food network. I love them. When I am cooking dinner on those nights where I only have like 4 very random things in my fridge, I like to pretend I am on an episode of “Chopped” and it’s a challenge of mine to make it all work in a short amount of time. It’s a game I play with myself. You should really try it sometime.
In any case, It was only a matter of time before I parodied one of these shows. I did the parody in my own way – I didn’t have anyone act like any of the characters from the show, I made my own version of the show. So when I decided to do BBQ Titmasters – I appropriately chose Kleio Valentien to be the star of this movie being that she is actually awesome at using a BBQ and also has awesome tits.
This is the first movie we have made that really brought the Texan out of Kleio. Not sure if you knew this but she actually did grow up on a farm, in Texas – and I always found her upbringing so intriguing. In any case, I had her dig deep and bring back her old Texas accent for this movie and it’s fucking cute.
The co-stars are Sheena Rose, who did an amazing fake Memphis accent in the movie.
And then we have Necro Nicki, who played a girl from Orange County that knew nothing about BBQ, but desperately wanted the fame that came along with being on reality TV. The whole movie poked fun at reality TV stereotypes.
Then the judges were Tommy Pistol, John Strong and Will Powers. They judged the BBQ and the tits!
Here’s Tommy and Small Hands being Tommy and Small Hands on my set –
The movie was hilarious. And the sex scenes were hot. But I have to say – the best scene we shot in the movie – and quite possibly the best scene we have ever shot in the history of BurningAngel was an orgy with Kleio, Sheena, Necro, and Tommy Pistol.
They kept their hillbilly accents in full effect throughout the entire scene, and it was hilarious and sexy all at the same time. I had an emotional moment while we shot that scene thinking, man… the reason I direct porn is to shoot awesome stuff like this and share it with the world.
I get real emotional over my porn sometimes. OK?!
Well I hope I got you all worked up thinking about boning three hot girls at once. So you should settle this horny feeling by purchasing my Fleshlight and jerking off into it. Woohoo… umm, I mean.. Yeehaw!! =P
Have yourselves a good weekend!