Nerds Are Sexy!

posted by Punk Porn Princess on July 23, 2014

 

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So, in honor of the world-famous tremendous nerd-fest that is happening in San Diego this week, here’s the trailer for BurningAngel’s Young, Nerdy and Dirty!

This movie is dedicated to all you beautiful people out there who aren’t afraid to let your geek flags fly! I mean, whomever really decided that nerds aren’t totally the alpha-class amongst all of us are just silly – have you seen the amazingly diverse gathering of humanity at Comic-Con?! Some of the raddest-as-fuck people in the world find themselves at SDCC (hello, Norman Reedus!).

Young, Nerdy and Dirty stars Phoenix Askani as a regional chess champion, Hermionie Danger as the A+ Bookworm, Sidney Scarlet as the Librarian’s assistant, and Vada, our magical little LARPer! Using the power of your brain and imagination is very darn sexy.

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See? You should watch ASAP!! Also, the music you’re hearing in the trailer is a song called Fingerbangin’, by the all-time best nerdiest, dirtiest band around known as Sweatheart! I just loved it when I heard it and thought the song was a perfect match made in porno heaven, haha!

Oh by the way – we’re also in the process of making a fucking kick-ass cosplay movie. I can’t wait to share it with you in the future!

xoxo
Joanna Angel

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BBQ Titmasters!

posted by Punk Porn Princess on June 6, 2014

 

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Helllooooo. Happy Friday, world. Is it really Friday? Did another week of my life just go by?

So crazy. Shit happens so fast. I’m gonna be 80 years old before I know it. AND YOU WILL ALL STILL LOVE ME!!! RIGHT?

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In any case, you may have seen glimpses of this on my instagram/twitter – but last week I directed a parody of BBQ Titmasters – a parody of “BBQ Pittmasters.”

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I have to be honest with you: I have become completely addicted to reality TV shows on the food network. I love them. When I am cooking dinner on those nights where I only have like 4 very random things in my fridge, I like to pretend I am on an episode of “Chopped” and it’s a challenge of mine to make it all work in a short amount of time. It’s a game I play with myself. You should really try it sometime.

In any case, It was only a matter of time before I parodied one of these shows. I did the parody in my own way – I didn’t have anyone act like any of the characters from the show, I made my own version of the show. So when I decided to do BBQ Titmasters – I appropriately chose Kleio Valentien to be the star of this movie being that she is actually awesome at using a BBQ and also has awesome tits.

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This is the first movie we have made that really brought the Texan out of Kleio. Not sure if you knew this but she actually did grow up on a farm, in Texas – and I always found her upbringing so intriguing. In any case, I had her dig deep and bring back her old Texas accent for this movie and it’s fucking cute.

The co-stars are Sheena Rose, who did an amazing fake Memphis accent in the movie.

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And then we have Necro Nicki, who played a girl from Orange County that knew nothing about BBQ, but desperately wanted the fame that came along with being on reality TV. The whole movie poked fun at reality TV stereotypes.

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Then the judges were Tommy Pistol, John Strong and Will Powers. They judged the BBQ and the tits!

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Here’s Tommy and Small Hands being Tommy and Small Hands on my set –

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The movie was hilarious. And the sex scenes were hot. But I have to say – the best scene we shot in the movie – and quite possibly the best scene we have ever shot in the history of BurningAngel was an orgy with Kleio, Sheena, Necro, and Tommy Pistol.

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They kept their hillbilly accents in full effect throughout the entire scene, and it was hilarious and sexy all at the same time. I had an emotional moment while we shot that scene thinking, man… the reason I direct porn is to shoot awesome stuff like this and share it with the world.

I get real emotional over my porn sometimes. OK?!

Well I hope I got you all worked up thinking about boning three hot girls at once. So you should settle this horny feeling by purchasing my Fleshlight and jerking off into it. Woohoo… umm, I mean.. Yeehaw!! =P

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Have yourselves a good weekend!

xoxo
Joanna Angel

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Big Titties and Neko Cosplay!

posted by Punk Porn Princess on June 4, 2014

 

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Hellooooo! I mentioned we shot a whole bunch of new scenes for BurningAngel last week, and I think you’ll be pleased to find that we shot more of the Miss Emily Parker herself!

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She wore a tight pink cutout dress and is rocking some purple locks at the moment. She looks awesome; Emily’s boobs are so great and so is her upcoming scene =)

Speaking of tig ol’ bitties: Larkin Love and Sheridan Love! After much demand, we’re finally making a cosplay movie, and the first scene we made for it is “neko cosplay” themed. You may be asking yourself – what the fuck is neko cosplay? Well, Larkin is a cosplay expert and I had no idea what neko cosplay was either, so I tried to absorb as much knowledge as possible.

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Cat. Neko means cat in Japanese.

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I found out that “neko chan” translates to “cat girl” and “kawaii” means “cute,” soooo Larkin and Sheridan are super kawaii neko-chans in their scene together, I think!

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I’m just saying – I made the girls pour milk all over each other and then lick it off like hungry anime sex kittens. It was purrrrfect.

I will keep you updated on my cosplay porno movie adventures!

xoxo

Joanna Angel

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VAMPIRE CHEERLEADERS FRIDAY!

posted by Punk Porn Princess on May 23, 2014

 

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RAH RAH, TITS ASS BLAH (because we’re vampires and we say blah)! BurningAngel’s latest bloody adult flick Vampire Cheerleaders is available to pre order on DVD from the BA online store! It stars ME, as the head cheerleader and eventual principal and coach, Jessie Lee, Draven Star, Krissie Dee, Veronica Layke, and Tommy Pistol as the most sensitive werewolf ever.

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Vampire Cheerleaders is the tale of a cheer squad comprised of mean-girl vampires who haven’t made it to a championship in 700 years of cheering, when the new girl in school wants to join the squad and learns their bloody secret!

The girls  just need to feed so they can stay focused enough to win, even if it means fucking and sucking the blood of all the jocks in town. Here I am preparing a snack for the girls (the snack is Small Hands), and some other treats along the way –
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Veronica Layke bangs the hot janitor (Michael Vegas) in the locker room-

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When Veronica said she would die for cheerleading, the only thing left to do was initiate her with a vampire cheerleader orgy!

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Here’s the full porno trailer for VAMPIRE CHEERLEADERS!

I’m really proud of this movie and the strong ghoul power and anti-werewolf-bullying messages it sends!

If you’d like to support your favorite punk porn producer, order it today from the BurningAngel online store by clicking here!

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xoxo
Joanna Angel

 

PS – DON’T FORGET! I’m feature dancing at Gold Club Centerfolds in Rancho Cordova through tomorrow night!! Get your Memorial Day weekend pre-party on with me!

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