Well – it was suggested to me several times to make a UFC-themed porno – and this weekend, I did!
I feel like a bit of a poser here because I honestly didn’t even know about the female division of the UFC until a few months ago when Jason Ellis was talking about an upcoming fight while I was on his radio show. He showed me who Ronda Rousey was – and a few things came to mind – one, that woman is awesome. Two – she kind of looks like Kleio.
It will be cumming soon to an Internet near you! (on BurningAngel.com of course)
Kleio played Ronda ArouseMe
And then Sammie Six played “Meisha Taint” (a parody of Meisha Tate – a defeated opponent to Ronda)
And Arabelle – well – she was there to fuck the ref (Mo the Monster) to try to fix the fight. It all makes sense in the movie – you’ll see!
Enjoy your weekend everyone.
And Ronda – kick some ass tomorrow!!!
Helloooooo and a Happy Hump Day! My gift to you is knowledge of some super-awesome BurningAngel girls who will be featured in upcoming scenes!
Arabelle Raphael. She’s looking mighty fine with her pin-up style and pretty red pout!
Look at those big natural boobs! Erik Everhard gets to enjoy them for this scene. Lucky guy!
Krissie Dee is purple (her tight t-shirt dress is!). We always love more Krissie.
Jordyn Shane is nice.
Really nice. We like nice around here!
I don’t know how you spent your Sunday, but I spent it shooting porn. We shot three very different scenes, which were all special in their own way. Every porno scene is like a snowflake! Right? A sex flake?
Sorry. It’s Monday. But there’s a good snowflake joke in here somewhere.
Anyways we shot a brand new pin up style rockabilly themed scene with Veronica Layke! She looked so hot in her cherry printed top and her red pencil skirt.
Then Arabelle Raphael made did a mind-blowing scene with Bill Bailey, that consisted of pigtails, lollipops, and anal sex.
And then Chelsea Grinds returned to do a new scene, with a very special non-sex role played by me.
I played her crazy/creepy/neurotic college roommate.
Don’t worry, she gets back at me by boning a guy I am “dating” (played by Seth Gamble).
You’ll have to wait till the scene goes live to see what I mean. You better not fast forward through the plot because it’s quite funny. A good laugh is important to have before a proper masturbation session.
It’s Throwback Thursday! Remember that time Tommy Pistol and I were in a hilariously tragic hipster band?
We never did make it to “Coachello,” but my movie Band Sluts DID win Best Comedy at AVN this year!
That awesome song you hear in the trailer? That’s my band Joanna Angel and the Gigolos’ song Gimme Some Pants, which should have won best song at AVN, just saying! 😉 You can get it on iTunes by clicking here.
Arabelle Raphael actually played a hot business-owning belly dancer named Johnny Falafel in Band Sluts, where she makes the infidel hipster (Tommy) give her his seed. The whole scene was hysterical. But that’s not really why I’m mentioning Arabelle today – it’s also happens to be her BIRTHDAY!! YAY ARABELLE!
You are the tits, Arabelle! Happy Birthday!!!!!
Hey people! I just released the official SFW trailer for a new bikini-shark-grindhouse style movie directed by me called Bikini Babes Are… SHARK BAIT! You’ll also hear original music by my band Joanna Angel and the Gigolos! It’s called Fish Food and it’s a pretty catchy tune about being at the beach and getting eaten by a shark. I blogged once about the fun recording process here.
I present to you the trailer for Bikini Babes Are… SHARK BAIT!
It’s a really hilarious movie and everyone was so good in it! It stars Andy San Dimas, Arabelle Raphael, Draven Star, and Nikki Hearts as members of the Pink Pussies bikini gang, Tori Lux as a rival hell bent on revenge against those pink pussy bitches, and myself (and I get to have awesome lesbian sex with Tori, it was great!), as well as the ever so lovely Tommy Pistol who just wants to be one of the gang, Wolf Hudson as the most suave-as-fuck dealer in town, John Strong, and pool boys Danny Wylde and Michael Vegas! Honorable mention goes out to Lindsay Hearts for not only making all the great bikinis in this movie, but also her and Small Hands for one of the best getting-eaten-by-shark moments ever.
I hope you all love it! You can get your own copy on DVD from my online store by clicking here – store.burningangel.com.