Happy Monday, everybody! I hope you all had a great weekend, and a fun Friday the 13th, and if you didn’t come to our Vampire Cheerleaders DVD release party/Black Unicorn Killer Dance Fantasy Friday the 13th celebration at Dragonfly in LA, then you didn’t have as much fun as me!!
Before we headed out to the party, The Stockroom was kind enough to outfit us BurningAngel girls in their own special black and red Stockroom latex cheerleader uniforms! I must admit, the stirrup latex knee socks were ridiculously hot, and everyone looked amazing!
Here’s some photos –
Veronica Layke and myself in our latex cheerleader uniforms…
And here I am with the gorgeous Scarlet LaVey, and if you can make it past Scarlet’s awesome boobage, I’m actually flashing my matching latex “spankies” haha! (that’s what cheerleaders call them, right?!)
Veronica Layke and Asphyxia Noir being pretty sexy like they do!
“Let the celebration commence! Happy Friday the 13th, everybody!”
The Boulet Brothers hosted the party, Eva O and myself, and their outfits were so great! The Boulet Bros wore black cat hats on their heads, and it was perfect for the occasion.
I demonstrated how to use my Fleshlight before awarding it to the winner of the hot body contest! There may or may not have been partially nude people and fake blood with glitter in it used during our contests. Guess you’ll just have to show up and see for yourself next time!
And this is why you should try really hard to come to our parties if you’re nearby. We have a good time, and it’s so nice to see everyone enjoy watching my porno movies on a big-ass screen! There was even a large tent and a faux-picnic set up for viewing. It was like, Porno Occupy Dragonfly or something.
Can’t wait till the next one!
Last weekend, I finished shooting my latex movie, which I have decided appropriately title Latexxx. All the latex in this movie was provided by Syren Latex – from the best fetish store in the universe, Stockroom. I am not just saying that as some kind of paid advertisement. I love going into Stockroom – they have the most unique assortment of leather, latex and toys. Every time I go in there I actually leave feeling kind of like I am prude. (On a side note, the store is featured on Season 1 of American Horror Story, you know… when Zachary Quinto went to go buy some kinky sex gear.)
The outfits featured in my movie were slightly more revealing than the latex suit that was purchased in AMH, and my outfit won’t be used for the intent of ghosts impregnating the living.
I got a see through neon pink dress that felt so amazing to put on. I loved it! It made me powerful. No, really – it did! It was like transforming in a phone booth into some kind of superhuman character. So I decided to play kind of a dom in my scene… and I walked Ramon in on a leash and teased him before I let him have his way with me.
As a result of this spur of the moment dominatrix decision, it called for some spur of the moment Macgyver fetish gear making. Stockroom has a very wide selection of human collars and leashes – but I wasn’t aware of the superhuman powers the latex dress would give me when I got the dress. In any case, on the fly, I made a leash on set out of a belt that belonged to Hermionie Danger (who was also on set that day), and a removable strap of a suitcase. You know… those straps that they make you take off when you check your bag! Yeah, those!
It actually worked quite well.
And then I took the latex stocking that Lily Lane wore in her scene, and turned it into a blind fold. It was total DIY roleplaying.
So if you learned anything from this post – it’s to do something kinky and creative… and to go get something at Stockroom.
I wore a stripey dress that showed my boobs off quite nicely!
Princess Donna and I wearing each others’ shirts. It’s nice to have another female porno director friend in this world!
Me and my Ramones inspired 8 x 10 I printed for the show!
And this is Katie Gilbert. You probably know her- she’s been naked on the internet on a website I don’t feel like naming for a really long time- and she also dates Jason Ellis. She came to hang out at the AVN Awards and well… guess what… she will very soon be shooting for me! I will keep you posted about that.
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Kleio Kleio Kleio Kleio.
Yeah. Lots of good food, lots of fun, lots of sexy ladies, and a few awards. It was an amazing week.
And now- back to the grind!
It’s that time of year again where the AVN nominations are announced. They are always announced sometime at the end of November, and I always get some kind of anxiety about them that starts right before Thanksgiving. This year I actually had a nightmare about it. In the dream, I scrolled through all the AVN nominees and didn’t see BurningAngel’s name anywhere – and then I actually called the AVN office and spoke to a very mean fictitious secretary that my brain invented and tried to explain to her that there must be some mistake and perhaps someone forgot to post our nominations, and she just laughed at me with a very nasty chuckle, and then my phone blew up.
However, in reality – we were actually nominated for more nominations than we ever were this year! I am pretty shocked and surprised. It really seems like yesterday that I started this company from my college dorm room and I have a hard time believing any of this is happening. Hopefully I am not living in some kind of “Inception” type thing where this is actually a dream and the dream I had was reality… because that would suck.
Provided I am not completely delusional and this is all actually happening, well then here is what we were nominated for!
My personal nominations (woo!)
Director of the Year
Best Porn Star Website: Joanna Angel for JoannaAngel.com
And here’s the nominations for BurningAngel.com!
Best All-Girl Release: “Lick My Punk Rock Pussy” (BurningAngel/Vouyer)
Best Anal Release: “Rock & Roll in my Butthole 2” (BurningAngel/Vouyer)
Best Art Direction: “Fuckenstein” (BurningAngel/Vouyer)
Best Director – Parody: “Fuckenstein” (BurningAngel/Vouyer) by Joanna Angel
Best Double Penetration Sex Scene: “Fuckenstein: (BurningAngel/Vouyer) with Joanna Angel, James Deen & Ramon Nomar
Best Makeup: “Fuckenstein” (BurningAngel/Vouyer) for Tom Devlin
Best Non-Sex Performance: ‘Ssippi’ for “Fuckenstein” (BurningAngel/Vouyer)
Best Packaging: “Fuckenstein” (BurningAngel/Vouyer)
Best Parody – Comedy: “Fuckenstein” (BurningAngel/Vouyer)
Best Web Premiere: “Fuckenstein” (BurningAngel.com)
Best Three-Way Sex Scene (G/G/B): “Joanna Angel: Filthy Whore” (BurningAngel/Vouyer) with Joanna Angel, Skin Diamond & Ramon Nomar
Best Group Sex Scene: “Joanna Angel: Filthy Whore” (BurningAngel/Vouyer) with Joanna Angel, James Deen, Wolf Hudson, Mark Wood, Mr. Pete, Mick Blue, John Strong, Dane Cross & Chad Alva
Best Big Bust Release: “Real Rockin Racks” (BurningAngel/Vouyer)
Best Comedy: “Asphyxia Heels the World” (BurningAngel/Vouyer)
Best Foot/Leg Fetish Release: “Asphyxia Heels the World” (BurningAngel/Vouyer)
Best Screenplay: “Asphyxia Heels the World” (Burning Angel/Vouyer) by Joanna Angel
Best Solo Sex Scene: “Asphyxia Heels the World” (BurningAngel/Vouyer) for Asphyxia Noir
Clever Title of the Year: “Asphyxia Heels the World” (BurningAngel/Vouyer)
Best Director – Non-Feature: “Fuckabilly 2” (BurningAngel/Vouyer) by Joanna Angel
Best Makeup: “Fuckabilly 2” (BurningAngel/Vouyer) for Melissa Makeup
Best Music Soundtrack: “Fuckabilly 2” (BurningAngel/Vouyer)
Best Wall-to-Wall Release: “Fuckabilly 2” (BurningAngel/Vouyer)
Best Gonzo Release: “Joanna Angel’s Cumtastic Cook-Out” (BurningAngel/Vouyer)
Best Interracial Release: “School of Black Cock” (BurningAngel/Vouyer)
Best Three-Way Sex Scene (B/B/G): “School of Black Cock” (BurningAngel/Vouyer) with Indigo Augustine, Sean Michaels & Tee Reel
Best POV Release: “P.O.V. Punx 6: The Anal Edition” (BurningAngel/Vouyer)
Best POV Sex Scene: “P.O.V. Punx 6: The Anal Edition” (BurningAngel/Vouyer) with Sparky Sin Claire & James Deen
Best Pro-Am Release: “It’s My First Time” (BurningAngel/Vouyer)
Best Membership Site: BurningAngel.com
Best Overall Marketing Campaign – Company Image: BurningAngel
Alsooooo, Jessie Lee and Brian Street Team were nominated for
“Unsung Starlet of the Year” and “Unsung Male Performer of the Year”!
Huge Congrats to you guys!
We are such a talented team of tattooed sluts and I am really proud of everyone!
It’s CYBER MONDAY!!!
I decided it would be best to have a super-awesome sale on my DVDs, because I love you all so very much! 10 of my DVDs are available to you at 50% off! How cool is that?!
Now here’s a small preview of what you can get your hands on:
“Ohhh, does this package come with the Cyber Monday deal?!”
From Joanna Angel: Filthy Whore
There will be hot dogs on Cyber Monday! And hamburgers. And bangin’.
“Hey. Wanna Cyber Monday with with the star of one season of Entourage? I know I do!”
From Butt Sex Bonanza
Move over, Snow White. You can even get ME and the Seven (or Eight) Dudes this Cyber Monday!
So um, YEAH! Go to the BurningAngel STORE and buy lots of stuff! You deserve it.