Hello everyone! It’s Hump Day and I have fun pics for you from my debauchery-filled holiday weekend. I would’ve posted this yesterday, but I was still hungover and my radio show requires a lot of energy! (Which if you heard yesterday, I had a “sharkgasm” contest to win a signed copy of my movie Sharkbait, where people called in and gave their best interpretation of what it would be like to simultaneously have an orgasm and be bitten by a shark. Haha!!)
Anywho – Mr. Small Hands and I spent time at the beach!!
We also spent time at my good friend Johnny ‘s Bring-Your-Own-Kiddie-Pool Party! Let me tell you, that is every bit as amazing as it sounds.
Heeeere’s Johnny! Hahaha! — Oh yeah, I got a new white thong bikini for the party!
Things got a little wacky as always!
Jessie and I taught Johnny a lesson while Ramona masterfully photo-bombed all of us like a boss.
That’s Ela Darling pouring this magical drink called RumChata down my throat. What is RumChata? Well, it’s Rum and Horchata and drinking it feels like the spring break I never had.
How can this much awesome fit into one tiny space? Ahh, good times!
Have an excellent week!
Here’s a #throwbackthursday pic of me in a bikini on the beach in Miami!
Because it’s been kinda “cold” here in Southern California… and.. December! Hahah =) I think you like it anyway!
I am not writing this entry to make you get that Will Smith song in your head. I am writing this so you can start booking your plane tickets to take a mini vacation to the most humid and obnoxious city on earth- Miami! it’s a great place if you like suntans, loud house music, and washboard abs. All things I can’t stand however, for some reason- I love Miami anyways.Perhaps it is because at this particular convention I always spend a lot of time drinking, dancing, eating and um… having sex with.. Jenna Haze.
Please come and see me at this convention! Quite honestly- not a lot of people showed up to see me last year. It made me very sad. As a result I sat around with my tits hanging out- and a face that looked like this.
To prevent this from happening just come to the porno convention.
MIAMI EXXXOTICA – at the Miami Beach Convention Center from May 14th – May 16th, at the Fantasy Island Booth, I’ll selling DVDs, molds of my ass and dirty photos…and signing autographs and hugs. I don’t know my signing time yet but when I find out I will let you know.
THEN! In the evening I will be hosting a party with my dear friend Jenna Haze. It was just confirmed today!
Here is the flyer for it.
Parties in Miami go till like – 8 am or something retarded like that. So if you can’t make it to the convention- you can definitely make it to the party.
Hope to see you all there.