Happy Tuesday, people! I had a wonderful and relaxing weekend full of friends, food, and fun this past Labor Day weekend. Lily Lane, Kleio Valentien, Nikki Hearts and Jessica Jaymes came over for a little BBQ action. Man, I really love living in a house where I can entertain and feed people – it must be the Jewish mom deep down inside of me, haha!
Pork butt rubs, anyone?? hahah =)
Speaking of entertaining – I have to let you in on a little secret – sometimes, this is just how porn stars party! Hah, I love the look of confusion on Xander’s face.
Ah, a little piece of paradise for me and my love! Awesome weekend.
Hello everyone! It’s Hump Day and I have fun pics for you from my debauchery-filled holiday weekend. I would’ve posted this yesterday, but I was still hungover and my radio show requires a lot of energy! (Which if you heard yesterday, I had a “sharkgasm” contest to win a signed copy of my movie Sharkbait, where people called in and gave their best interpretation of what it would be like to simultaneously have an orgasm and be bitten by a shark. Haha!!)
Anywho – Mr. Small Hands and I spent time at the beach!!
We also spent time at my good friend Johnny ‘s Bring-Your-Own-Kiddie-Pool Party! Let me tell you, that is every bit as amazing as it sounds.
Heeeere’s Johnny! Hahaha! — Oh yeah, I got a new white thong bikini for the party!
Things got a little wacky as always!
Jessie and I taught Johnny a lesson while Ramona masterfully photo-bombed all of us like a boss.
That’s Ela Darling pouring this magical drink called RumChata down my throat. What is RumChata? Well, it’s Rum and Horchata and drinking it feels like the spring break I never had.
How can this much awesome fit into one tiny space? Ahh, good times!
Have an excellent week!
Fish fooooood, wooooaaahhhh, fish foooooood! Buy my soooong on iTuuuunes, woaahhhhh!!!
Hahaha! Sorry, I have to sometimes shamelessly promote myself! Fish Food is a rockin’ beach-party type tune that I made with my band Joanna Angel and the Gigolos for this grindhouse style bikini-babe-and-shark movie we shot. You can hear Fish Food in the trailer for Bikini Babes Are… SHARK BAIT –
My band’s song is pretty much everywhere you can get music from the internet, so you have no excuse not to get it! 😉 To get it on itunes, you can go here: tinyurl.com/fishfooditunes
Also, buy my fleshlights at tinyurl.com/JAfleshlight!!! You don’t want these evil little shark creatures biting your wang off, do you?! Fun, right?
Aaaand, if you love me and my pornos, I was nominated for 2 Fanny awards that are taking place at Exxxotica in Atlantic City next month!
Have a great weekend, everybody!
Hey people! I just released the official SFW trailer for a new bikini-shark-grindhouse style movie directed by me called Bikini Babes Are… SHARK BAIT! You’ll also hear original music by my band Joanna Angel and the Gigolos! It’s called Fish Food and it’s a pretty catchy tune about being at the beach and getting eaten by a shark. I blogged once about the fun recording process here.
I present to you the trailer for Bikini Babes Are… SHARK BAIT!
It’s a really hilarious movie and everyone was so good in it! It stars Andy San Dimas, Arabelle Raphael, Draven Star, and Nikki Hearts as members of the Pink Pussies bikini gang, Tori Lux as a rival hell bent on revenge against those pink pussy bitches, and myself (and I get to have awesome lesbian sex with Tori, it was great!), as well as the ever so lovely Tommy Pistol who just wants to be one of the gang, Wolf Hudson as the most suave-as-fuck dealer in town, John Strong, and pool boys Danny Wylde and Michael Vegas! Honorable mention goes out to Lindsay Hearts for not only making all the great bikinis in this movie, but also her and Small Hands for one of the best getting-eaten-by-shark moments ever.
I hope you all love it! You can get your own copy on DVD from my online store by clicking here – store.burningangel.com.