I have new photos of myself from Joanna Angel’s Pool Party online today, and you should look at them because they rule. I think they’ll make you nice and wet. =)
Watch the SFW trailer –
Hello everyone! It’s Hump Day and I have fun pics for you from my debauchery-filled holiday weekend. I would’ve posted this yesterday, but I was still hungover and my radio show requires a lot of energy! (Which if you heard yesterday, I had a “sharkgasm” contest to win a signed copy of my movie Sharkbait, where people called in and gave their best interpretation of what it would be like to simultaneously have an orgasm and be bitten by a shark. Haha!!)
Anywho – Mr. Small Hands and I spent time at the beach!!
We also spent time at my good friend Johnny ‘s Bring-Your-Own-Kiddie-Pool Party! Let me tell you, that is every bit as amazing as it sounds.
Heeeere’s Johnny! Hahaha! — Oh yeah, I got a new white thong bikini for the party!
Things got a little wacky as always!
Jessie and I taught Johnny a lesson while Ramona masterfully photo-bombed all of us like a boss.
That’s Ela Darling pouring this magical drink called RumChata down my throat. What is RumChata? Well, it’s Rum and Horchata and drinking it feels like the spring break I never had.
How can this much awesome fit into one tiny space? Ahh, good times!
Have an excellent week!
Hey people! I just released the official SFW trailer for a new bikini-shark-grindhouse style movie directed by me called Bikini Babes Are… SHARK BAIT! You’ll also hear original music by my band Joanna Angel and the Gigolos! It’s called Fish Food and it’s a pretty catchy tune about being at the beach and getting eaten by a shark. I blogged once about the fun recording process here.
I present to you the trailer for Bikini Babes Are… SHARK BAIT!
It’s a really hilarious movie and everyone was so good in it! It stars Andy San Dimas, Arabelle Raphael, Draven Star, and Nikki Hearts as members of the Pink Pussies bikini gang, Tori Lux as a rival hell bent on revenge against those pink pussy bitches, and myself (and I get to have awesome lesbian sex with Tori, it was great!), as well as the ever so lovely Tommy Pistol who just wants to be one of the gang, Wolf Hudson as the most suave-as-fuck dealer in town, John Strong, and pool boys Danny Wylde and Michael Vegas! Honorable mention goes out to Lindsay Hearts for not only making all the great bikinis in this movie, but also her and Small Hands for one of the best getting-eaten-by-shark moments ever.
I hope you all love it! You can get your own copy on DVD from my online store by clicking here – store.burningangel.com.
Here’s a #throwbackthursday pic of me in a bikini on the beach in Miami!
Because it’s been kinda “cold” here in Southern California… and.. December! Hahah =) I think you like it anyway!