Did you know that It’s My First Time Vol. 2 won the 2016 AVN Award for Best Amateur/Pro-Am Movie?? Woo hoo! I’m glad we decided to continue the series, because I love breaking hot tattooed little sluts into the porn biz!
Here’s a throwback to Kelsi Lynn’s first scene with us, which is featured on the box cover! Watch Michael Vegas sweet-talk this inked hottie’s panties right off and get. in. that. pussy!!
It was one of two wins for us this year – the other being my website, joannaangel.com, winning Best Porn Star Website for the 5th time! I’m honored =) PS you should definitely sign up for BurningAngel.com which includes a membership to JoannaAngel.com, with code BA2016 for a half-off subscription. I appreciate every last one of you who continue to support your favorite alt porn producers! Thank you!
Helllooooo. Happy Friday, world. Is it really Friday? Did another week of my life just go by?
So crazy. Shit happens so fast. I’m gonna be 80 years old before I know it. AND YOU WILL ALL STILL LOVE ME!!! RIGHT?
In any case, you may have seen glimpses of this on my instagram/twitter – but last week I directed a parody of BBQ Titmasters – a parody of “BBQ Pittmasters.”
I have to be honest with you: I have become completely addicted to reality TV shows on the food network. I love them. When I am cooking dinner on those nights where I only have like 4 very random things in my fridge, I like to pretend I am on an episode of “Chopped” and it’s a challenge of mine to make it all work in a short amount of time. It’s a game I play with myself. You should really try it sometime.
In any case, It was only a matter of time before I parodied one of these shows. I did the parody in my own way – I didn’t have anyone act like any of the characters from the show, I made my own version of the show. So when I decided to do BBQ Titmasters – I appropriately chose Kleio Valentien to be the star of this movie being that she is actually awesome at using a BBQ and also has awesome tits.
This is the first movie we have made that really brought the Texan out of Kleio. Not sure if you knew this but she actually did grow up on a farm, in Texas – and I always found her upbringing so intriguing. In any case, I had her dig deep and bring back her old Texas accent for this movie and it’s fucking cute.
The co-stars are Sheena Rose, who did an amazing fake Memphis accent in the movie.
And then we have Necro Nicki, who played a girl from Orange County that knew nothing about BBQ, but desperately wanted the fame that came along with being on reality TV. The whole movie poked fun at reality TV stereotypes.
Then the judges were Tommy Pistol, John Strong and Will Powers. They judged the BBQ and the tits!
Here’s Tommy and Small Hands being Tommy and Small Hands on my set –
The movie was hilarious. And the sex scenes were hot. But I have to say – the best scene we shot in the movie – and quite possibly the best scene we have ever shot in the history of BurningAngel was an orgy with Kleio, Sheena, Necro, and Tommy Pistol.
They kept their hillbilly accents in full effect throughout the entire scene, and it was hilarious and sexy all at the same time. I had an emotional moment while we shot that scene thinking, man… the reason I direct porn is to shoot awesome stuff like this and share it with the world.
I get real emotional over my porn sometimes. OK?!
Well I hope I got you all worked up thinking about boning three hot girls at once. So you should settle this horny feeling by purchasing my Fleshlight and jerking off into it. Woohoo… umm, I mean.. Yeehaw!! =P
Have yourselves a good weekend!
Hayden is from Wisconsin, and she has awesome tattoos – my favorite is the one of Frenchie from Grease!
She likes sushi (and I bet you will adore lady-sushi), likes to sew, her favorite band is AFI and her hottest sexual fantasy is to get DPed by Marilyn Manson and Rob Zombie.
How bad-ass is this girl? My kinda babe!
Thumbs up all around, haha! And Michael Vegas is just a peach.
I’m really looking forward to sharing her scene with you all on BurningAngel.com in the near future!
Time to get back to the shoot!
These are my boobs from a scene in BAND SLUTS. Ahem, which won BEST COMEDY at AVN 2014. Just saying! 😉
Can we all just admire how great everyone’s boobs are?! There’s a new video on my site – “Behind Jessie and Tori!” that goes behind the scenes of the STRAP ON scene we shot starring them! You can check that out HERE.
PS LISTEN TO MY RADIO SHOW ON VIVID RADIO!!! Must have SiriusXM radio to listen in! Also, call me!!
So we have a shark movie coming out sometime in the near future! No it’s not a sharkNADO parody… It’s my very own original shark movie called “Shark Bait”!
It was shot like a grindhouse movie. Something new we haven’t done yet! It was lots of fun and a good way to embrace all of our bad acting. It’s a sin to have good acting in a grindhouse movie!
So lifelike, hah!!
Having some fun directing Nikki Hearts who plays a Pink Pussy girl gang member visiting Wolf Hudson, who is playing that suave looking drug dealer!
He really wanted into the gang!! And Draven and Andy! It’s been his lifelong dream to be a Pink Pussy!
And here’s Lindsay Hearts getting eaten, pleasurably, by a Japanese Cock Shark!
You can get a sneak peak of the movie in my scene with Tori Lux. That’s how the movie begins!!
And the rest is porno history.
Look forward to this release in January!
PS If you’re in Pittsburgh this weekend, come see me at Cheerleaders Gentlemen’s Club! Tonight and Saturday!