What happens in Vegas is supposed to stay in Vegas, but I promised after party pics! Hahaha 😉
Ophelia Rain and Vyxen Steel became restless and all of a sudden there were tits and lapdances all over me and then all over each other.
And then we got to the Beauty Bar, and tons more debauchery and drinking and dancing happened!
Taurus was flash-y!
Kleio and Amber and Chelsea got down in the photobooth…
And girls also got down not in the photobooth.
I’d be as pleased as Jessie to have Vyxen and Amber loving on my ass!
The night wouldn’t be complete without butt bongos.
You all who came to Vegas this weekend might possibly the horniest group of people I’ve been out with at the same time, and it was awesome. Nobody could keep their hands off each other, hahahah! I love you all.
And that’s why the rest of you should make it a point to attend a BurningAngel party event in the future. We know how to bring it!
Yeahhh! What’s up, Chicago?! We are inside you!! Come visit the BurningAngel booth (#1200), and I’ll be there tonight from 6pm – 11pm. This weekend you’ll have several chances to meet some of your most very favorite BA girls – Rizzo Ford, Draven Star, Sierra Cure, Hayden Hellfire, and Sheena Rose!
AND THENNN you can celebrate being awesome with us at evilOlive in Wicker Park for our official after-Exxxotica party!
Doors at 10pm, 21+! It’s gonna be a fun long day, let’s have a fun night too!
Happy Monday, everybody! I hope you all had a great weekend, and a fun Friday the 13th, and if you didn’t come to our Vampire Cheerleaders DVD release party/Black Unicorn Killer Dance Fantasy Friday the 13th celebration at Dragonfly in LA, then you didn’t have as much fun as me!!
Before we headed out to the party, The Stockroom was kind enough to outfit us BurningAngel girls in their own special black and red Stockroom latex cheerleader uniforms! I must admit, the stirrup latex knee socks were ridiculously hot, and everyone looked amazing!
Here’s some photos –
Veronica Layke and myself in our latex cheerleader uniforms…
And here I am with the gorgeous Scarlet LaVey, and if you can make it past Scarlet’s awesome boobage, I’m actually flashing my matching latex “spankies” haha! (that’s what cheerleaders call them, right?!)
Veronica Layke and Asphyxia Noir being pretty sexy like they do!
“Let the celebration commence! Happy Friday the 13th, everybody!”
The Boulet Brothers hosted the party, Eva O and myself, and their outfits were so great! The Boulet Bros wore black cat hats on their heads, and it was perfect for the occasion.
I demonstrated how to use my Fleshlight before awarding it to the winner of the hot body contest! There may or may not have been partially nude people and fake blood with glitter in it used during our contests. Guess you’ll just have to show up and see for yourself next time!
And this is why you should try really hard to come to our parties if you’re nearby. We have a good time, and it’s so nice to see everyone enjoy watching my porno movies on a big-ass screen! There was even a large tent and a faux-picnic set up for viewing. It was like, Porno Occupy Dragonfly or something.
Can’t wait till the next one!
Aside from speaking at Barnard, I got my fill of pizza, partying, and rock and roll in NYC. It wouldn’t be an appropriate trip to NY without that!
First off, I was lucky enough to be in town the same time that one of my all time favorite bands played – Rocket from the Crypt. They haven’t toured in so long. Last time I saw them play, I wasn’t old enough to drink! I actually clearly remember going to Maxwell’s in Hoboken, walking up to the bar and attempting to confidently order a whiskey sour – and the bartender laughed in my face. I frowned, and she told me that if I wanted to pretend to be of the drinking age I should never order a whiskey sour.
Come to think of it, that was probably the last time I ever ordered a whiskey sour at a bar ever. She taught me a good lesson. It’s a stupid drink.
In any case, they fucking rocked. They played with just as much energy as they used to and they really haven’t aged a day. I danced with the same enthusiasm I had in college, with a legal gin and tonic in hand. It was awesome.
And then I spent a night with the un-official BurningAngel in-house DJ, DJ Jess, at a party we were hosting at The Balcony Lounge in Webster Hall. He started DJing in New York right around the same time BurningAngel was born – and we’ll always have that connection. I picked the songs for his playlist that evening, and he cued up those songs and told me what buttons to push. I suppose that made me a “DJ” for the night!
If you care to know some of the songs I played, here are a few!
Die My Darling – the Misfits
Cowboys From Hell – Pantera
Up All Night – Slaughter
Lipstick – Rocket from the Crypt
Puritania – Dimmu Borgir
Are you Dead Yet – Children of Bodom
Rebel Girl – Bikini Kill
Ritual – Ghost
Standing in the Way of Control – Gossip
Dancing on my Own – Robyn
Hopeless Romantic – Bouncing Souls
Ruby Soho – Rancid
Fish Food – Joanna Angel and the Gigolos
Gimme some Pants – Joanna Angel and the Gigolos
I spun my own songs. So what?!
Oh yeah. And last but not least, I ate some fucking pizza. There is nothing better than pizza in New York, and there is nothing better than pizza at 4am. I am getting a serious pizza craving just thinking about it. FUCK!
Someone please bring me a slice of pizza when you come see me at Exxxotica this weekend!
PS – pizza pizza pizza pizza pizza yummy please bring me pizza, I’m serious.
Hey guys! We had a kick-ass party at REVOLUTION Lounge in Vegas last night inside The Mirage! It was fucking awesome and if you weren’t there, you missed a really good time! That’s ok though, because you still have a chance to meet me and my BurningAngel girls on the AEExpo floor, and at our HUNGOVER BRUNCH on Sunday the 19th at 1pm!
ANYWAY, here’s some pics from last night!
Me and my pussy posse!
I have my partytime face on and my partytime boobs out!
Dave Navarro rocks, that’s why he’s at our party. Because rockin’ motherfuckers only! Yes, if you were at our party last night, you probably rock!
This guy from Boyz II Men (I’m so sorry, I forgot your name!) is also a rockin’ motherfucker… with soul. Sometimes you just wanna listen to I’ll Make Love To You and masturbate.
Me and my love, Jessie Lee!
My small-handed man friend approves of my boobs!
Now here’s some pics from red carpets and parties past! SURPRISE FLASHBACK FRIDAY!!!!
I don’t remember what I was looking at or if I was just blinded by all the flashes, haha! I’m pretty sure that was from 2011!
We know how to party! Especially Sparky. Okay, especially everyone in this photo because look at it! Haha. I love my girls.
So many cameras, haha.
Aww here we are from last year! Everyone looked so amazing!
Also it is fleshlight friday! Wooo! Buy my fleshlights here: tinyurl.com/JAFleshlight
Okay, back to AEE! See you out there! Wish us luck at AVN tomorrow night!