We never should’ve messed with the Necronomicum. This isn’t all bad! Look –
Kleio and I (Shelly and Linda!) just underwent a barely noticeable demonic possession. And we lesbian-sex’d each other furiously.
There may even be an evil dong in there somewhere. You’ll have to watch and see – click here!
And for those of you within distance of New Orleans, I hope you’ll let me make you feel demonic all weekend starting tonight at Larry Flynt’s Hustler Club NOLA, right on Bourbon Street, through Saturday night!
Come see me! I brought special costumes! =)
Hell yeah! Me and my company BurningAngel brought home 4 awards from AVN 2014! They are:
Best Porn Star Website: JoannaAngel.com
Best Makeup: Evil Head, by Melissa Makeup
Best Actor: Tommy Pistol, Evil Head
Best Comedy: Band Sluts
Fun fact: Band Sluts is my favorite movie I ever wrote and I hope everyone sees it and busts a gut and a nut!
Thank you to everyone who was involved in all my projects over the last year, I can’t wait to make more awesome movies for my fans. I love you all!
Here’s some pics from this year’s AVN red carpet!
A HUGE thank you goes to my wonderful friend Lindsay Hearts for making the most gorgeous fucking dress for me ever!
Here’s my man friend Small Hands and I looking really tough!
The radiant Kleio Valentien, who made her own dress (you looked SO GOOD!), escorted by Mitch Fontaine, who never smiles ever.
Look at us all! Fancy mother fuckers! I love it. BurningAngel rules.
Time to get back to it!
What’s up, punks?! I’m super-psyched to announce a TON of AVN nominations for mine and my company’s work this year!
Oh, but that’s not all – here’s a full list of nominations!
Best Actor – Tommy Pistol, Evil Head, BurningAngel
Best Art Direction – Evil Head, BurningAngel
Best Cinematography – Evil Head, BurningAngel Mike Quasar
Best Director – Parody — Evil Head, BurningAngel Doug Sakmann
Best Double Penetration Sex Scene – Evil Head, BurningAngel Joanna Angel, Tommy Pistol & Danny Wylde
Best Makeup – Evil Head, BurningAngel; Melissa Makeup
Best Parody – Comedy — Evil Head, BurningAngel
Best Special Effects – Evil Head, BurningAngel
Most Outrageous Sex Scene – Evil Head, BurningAngel Kleio Valentien in “Double Pine-etration”
Best All-Girl Release – Rooftop Lesbians: Going Up to Go Down, BurningAngel
Best Anal Release – Rock & Roll In My Butthole 3, BurningAngel
Best Art Direction – The Walking Dead: A Hardcore Parody, BurningAngel
Best Editing- The Walking Dead: A Hardcore Parody, Burning Angel Entertainment; Sonny Malone
Best Director – Parody — The Walking Dead: A Hardcore Parody, BurningAngel; Joanna Angel & Tommy Pistol
Best Girl/Girl Sex Scene – The Walking Dead: A Hardcore Parody, BurningAngel Skin Diamond & Kleio Valentien
Best Group Sex Scene – The Walking Dead: A Hardcore Parody, BurningAngel Joanna Angel, Kleio Valentien, Larkin Love, Arabelle Raphael, Danny Wylde, Tommy Pistol & Wolf Hudson
Best Makeup – The Walking Dead: A Hardcore Parody, BurningAngel Andrea Wiserma, Tommy Pietch & Melissa Makeup
Best Parody – Comedy — The Walking Dead: A Hardcore Parody, BurningAngel
Best Screenplay – Parody — The Walking Dead: A Hardcore Parody, BurningAngel Joanna Angel & Tommy Pistol
Best Comedy – Band Sluts
Best Director – Feature — Band Sluts, BurningAngel Joanna Angel
Best Original Song – Band Sluts, BurningAngel “Gimme Some Pants” by Joanna Angel and the Gigolos
Best Screenplay – Band Sluts, BurningAngel Joanna Angel & Spock Buckton
Best Three-Way Sex Scene – B/B/G — Band Sluts, BurningAngel Draven Star, Tommy Pistol & Danny Wylde
Best Comedy – Blondes Do It Better
Best POV Release – P.O.V. Punx 7: Big Boob Edition, BurningAngel
Best POV Sex Scene – P.O.V. Punx 7: Big Boob Edition, BurningAngel, Vyxen Steel
Best Star Showcase – Joanna Angel: Kinky Fantasies, BurningAngel
Unsung Starlet of the Year – Jessie Lee & Arabelle Raphael
Best Male Newcomer – Small Hands
Best Membership Website – BurningAngel.com
Best Marketing Campaign – Company Image – BurningAngel Ent
Director of the Year – Joanna Angel
Mainstream Star of the Year – Joanna Angel
Best Porn Star Website – JoannaAngel.com
Hopefully we’ll be bringing home ALL THE AWARDS for my fancy wall of fame closet thing where I also happen keep my favorite shoes. See you at AVN in January!! And don’t forget, you can still vote fan favorites for me, my girls, my boys, and BurningAngel at avnawards.com/voting!
Here is a quick 30 second trailer for Evil Head. I will post a full trailer later!
Jeeze . Is it already the end of August ? This year is going by way too quickly . I’m going to blink my eyes and be 50 years old before I know it !
Anyways, after a very long week of shooting Evil Head I headed straight to the airport (still in corpse makeup ) and flew to Tampa for my signing at Fantasyland . Honestly, I have never seen a store like it . It’s not your run of the mill adult video store , it’s like a Cheers for the perverted people in the neighborhood . Seriously ! There’s a lounge with a pool table and food, porn movies in private rooms and lots of swingers to hang out with! Lots of people I met hang out there just about every day !
It’s a family owned store and the environment is extremely friendly and comfortable . I know this all sounds bizarre, but if you’re in Tampa stop by there and see what I’m talking about . I hope to go again . I can’t explain to you how much I loved watching older couples meet each other and then moments later check their calendars and coordinate schedules in the name of organizing orgies!
Here are a few photos of me at the signing !
I was lucky enough to be able to take topless and nude photos with some fans .
And here I am with the two managers of the store
They are a young sweet couple from Kentucky who moved to Tampa about a year ago to manage the store . It is owned by Samatha (the blonde’s) grandmother . As I said , it’s a family business !
Have a great day!