The Festival of Lights is here, so you should also celebrate the Festival of Fleshlights and buy 8 of my official fleshlights! Because the only thing better than having sex with one of me is having sex with 8 of me (or 4 of me, you know – because BOTH my sexy nether parts – my vagina, and my butthole!! – are available).
Also this menorah rules and I still don’t have one. Next year! Haha
Buy my fleshlights right here – tinyurl.com/jafleshlight
PS – By the way, in case you didn’t know – AVN fan voting is now open and you can vote for me and several other porno beauties and hunks (Small Hands and Tommy Pistol and Xander Corvus are all nominated for Favorite Male Performer) for the 2016 AVN awards –
Vote daily!!! See you in Vegas!
It’s the Festival of (Flesh)Lights!! I really need one of these radical menorahsaurus rex’s in my life, and you really need eight Joanna Angel fleshlights in yours! Haha! Please tweet at me if you actually get eight of my fleshlights – maybe one of you will make a real fleshlight menorah, or “tree” for Christmas. Get them here – tinyurl.com/jafleshlight
But really though, when I’m not getting gangbanged or playing with sex toys on Hanukkah, I actually enjoy doing some traditional shit.
Aww, Small Hands! He was neither a pornstar nor a Jew before we met.
What a wonderful time of year!