The Festival of Lights is here, so you should also celebrate the Festival of Fleshlights and buy 8 of my official fleshlights! Because the only thing better than having sex with one of me is having sex with 8 of me (or 4 of me, you know – because BOTH my sexy nether parts – my vagina, and my butthole!! – are available).
Also this menorah rules and I still don’t have one. Next year! Haha
Buy my fleshlights right here – tinyurl.com/jafleshlight
PS – By the way, in case you didn’t know – AVN fan voting is now open and you can vote for me and several other porno beauties and hunks (Small Hands and Tommy Pistol and Xander Corvus are all nominated for Favorite Male Performer) for the 2016 AVN awards –
Vote daily!!! See you in Vegas!
It’s the Festival of (Flesh)Lights!! I really need one of these radical menorahsaurus rex’s in my life, and you really need eight Joanna Angel fleshlights in yours! Haha! Please tweet at me if you actually get eight of my fleshlights – maybe one of you will make a real fleshlight menorah, or “tree” for Christmas. Get them here – tinyurl.com/jafleshlight
But really though, when I’m not getting gangbanged or playing with sex toys on Hanukkah, I actually enjoy doing some traditional shit.
Aww, Small Hands! He was neither a pornstar nor a Jew before we met.
What a wonderful time of year!
Maybe you’re not aware of this, but I am Jewish. And it was Hanukkah. And I needed eight presents, not one. So I got eight dicks for the occasion. Yeahhhh!
This gangbang gifted to me was more cocks at once than I ever had, and it was awesome! Ah, I love this scene. Good times. Watch Festival of Cocks here.
Happy Hanukkah and Throwback Thursday!
Life has been pretty non stop this month- but Berlin was a really special trip and looking at the photos makes me so nostalgic. I hope to go back there! It’s really a special city. I actually liked it a lot more than I thought I would. Everyone I know who ever goes to Berlin wants to move there – and now I totally get it.
I want to give a very special thank you to everyone who came out to meet me at Venus Berlin, and to everyone who came out to the Porn Film Festival. It truly amazed me that so many people were fans of BurningAngel on the other side of the world. It was awesome! So thank you… so much. I don’t ever take these moments for granted.
The photos I have don’t really do the city justice – but here’s a handful!
I was lucky enough to have my trip coincide with the last night of the “Festival of Lights”. The city lit up all the historic buildings with artistic designs. When I first heard about it, it sounded like some kind of raver nonsense that wouldn’t interest me at all – but it was actually incredibly beautiful! Again- my Iphone photos don’t do this any justice at all but… here’s a few.
And of course I went to go see the Holocaust memorial. An incredibly depressing but necessary thing to do.
And then, I actually took a little day trip about an hour outside of Berlin to a small little village called “Lubbenau”. It’s a very small city and their claim to fame is making pickles. And I was served bizarre pickle sandwiches with butter on them. You might not believe me but it was actually delicious!
Someone here also made a little house out of a barrel. I swear, someone actually lives here.
And well…. I walked into an adult shop to see which of my movies were in there- and while I did not find any of my movies… I did find a large collection of scat porn.
Ahhhhh! There’s a log of beautiful things in Germany- but this genre of pornography they are known for creating is um…. not so beautiful to me. I will leave it t that!
Shiver. I can’t unsee that. Here’s some meat.
My next adventure is in Las Vegas- with Jesse Jane and Teagan!
Hope to see you there tomorrow or Wednesday!