It was a fun quick weekend in Ft. Lauderdale, Florida! Thank you so much to everyone who came out to see me.
I had some special cut up tee shirt dresses made for me by Stephen Alonzo.
I also dressed like a referee, with a dress by Lindsay Hearts. I like supporting my local designers =)
I saw some friends – people you know and love and probably jerk off to from time to time.
Like Alexis Texas!
…and Lexi Belle!
I am not sure why she had a bird, but she is so damn cute it doesn’t really matter. I couldn’t just hang around holding a cool bird, people would be all – “look at that crazy girl with the bird, get her outta here!” It’s the tattoos, I think. Haha!
Here I am with Tera Patrick!
It’s Stormy Daniels, yeah!
The party on Saturday is a bit strange…It’s sponsored by a plastic surgeon who is giving away a pair of free fake boobs. Jenna and I will be Emcee-ing the contest. I feel like we are two odd people to have been picked for this job considering both of us are fairly well known for not having fake boobs but…Who knows. Maybe it’s some kinda plastic surgery cult they are going to try to get us to join! Ahhh.
Don’t worry. My shit is gonna stay real!
Alright, well maybe I’ll see you this weekend if you live near Miami and are looking for some tits – fake or real! Here are the fliers…COME!