Happy Friday, everybody! Chapter 1 of How The Grinch Gaped Christmas, starring ME as the Grinch, featuring newbie Amber Ivy and Xander Corvus, is now streaming on BurningAngel.com! Chapter 2 featuring holiday whores Krissie Dee and Michael Vegas comes out at the stroke of midnight eastern standard time!
Enjoy! I’m leaving to go ice skating right now!!!! Gotta work off those 9 courses of Chinese food somehow, haha =)
Have a great weekend, people!
Every year on BurningAngel, we celebrate Christmas (or Hanukkah, for that matter) with some kind of slutty holiday-themed scene. Whether it was a girl getting dick for Christmas, a guy getting pussy for Christmas – or Santa and an Elf get it on…. we have done it all!
The holidays are just around the corner, and I decided to do something a bit different this year and make a whole Christmas movie. This opus that you will see online in just a few weeks is titled How The Grinch Gaped Christmas.
Yup – I went there! It was for sure my first foray into Dr. Seuss parody porno.
I imitated the ORIGINAL Grinch book/movie – and not the horrible remake with Jim Carrey. I narrated the movie and starred in it, much like Boris Karloff! And what made this porno particularly fun to do was that everything was written in a rhyme. I had a good time writing this script!
Here’s just a small excerpt –
The Grinch learned that life is not about being greedy
And she wanted to give anal sex to the needy.
The Grinch really wanted to help someone
And by chance she found a very attractive bum!
Hello there, you handsome homeless man.
I want you to fuck me as hard as you can.
Well I was sitting here kind of hoping for food.
But I suppose sex is equally as good.
Thank you kind sir, and I’ll tell you what
I also want you to put it in my butt!!!
Here’s a sneak peek at the movie.
There is also a lovely newbie in the movie by the name of Amber Ivy – I will show you some pics of her in the near future!
Tis the season!!