Happy New Year’s Eve, everyone! My lovely assistant Kara was determined to choose her top 5 favorite scenes from the whole year, and this is what she came up with, and I agree! –
Hello party sluts, and an almost Happy New Year to you – Kara here, and I wanted to share with you my top 5 choices for the best scenes we’ve put out all year! If you were not aware, I’m like the porno gatekeeper around here – nothing gets released into the internet wilds without my approval upon screening!! I’ve seen more punk porn than any of you, I’m sure of it. NOW, in no particular order, BurningAngel’s top 5 scenes of 2015 according to my extremely professional opinion are:
Axis and Her Epic Mounts – starring Axis Evol, Xander Corvus, and Bill Bailey
Killer Kleavage From Outer Space – Episode 3 – starring Veronica Rose and Bill Bailey
Sammie Six’s First Time – starring Sammie Six and Chad Alva
Very Adult Wednesday Addams – Afterparty – starring Necro Nicki, Judas, and Ramon Nomar
Making The Band – Part 4 – starring Joanna Angel, Jordyn Shane, Lily Lane, Nikki Hearts, and Small Hands
We’ve shot so much amazing stuff this year, it must have been a pretty tough decision haha. You should go watch all of those scenes this weekend, and if you use code ‘halfoffBA’ when you sign up, you’ll get 50% off a membership to BurningAngel.com!
Before I go, I wanted to add one of my personal favorite scenes to this list – my scene with Anna Bell peaks from I Banged My Tattooed Step-Sister In The Ass! In case you forgot what that was like – let me remind you:
Have a Happy New Year, everyone! Party responsibly (or with me, live on webcam, for a little while haha!).
Hello, everybody and a happy new year to all of you! Here’s to a sexy 2015!
I thought in honor of New Year’s Eve, I’d share a list of 10 things I really liked about 2014!
1. BurningAngel invented “The Sexy Chair” – a chair where we sit on people sexily. See the chair yourself at an Exxxoitca near you!
2. I became a vampire.
3. Started hosting my own radio show on Vivid Radio, called Lewd Screwed and Tattooed.
4. Jesus might be able to turn water into wine – but I can turn zucchini into pasta. I am well on my way! He and I do share a birthday, after all.
5. Met Jenny McCarthy and Donnie Wahlberg when I went on her show. She fingered my fleshlight. So close!
6. I became the host of a BBQ reality TV show (porno).
7. Came out with my official Joanna Angel BDSM toy line with Stockroom. It’s pink and black and awesome.
9. My fleshlight turned into a pumpkin and I visited New Orleans for the first time.
10. I got a million new tattoos!
I took my pal “Snakey” out for some fun while I visited Berlin. Yes, my cobra tattoo has a name.
And New York.
Actually — pretty much anywhere I could pull my pants down, on stage and off. =)
It’s been a really great year. You weren’t so bad after all, 2014! Happy New Year, everybody!
L’shanah tova! Happy Rosh Hashanah! #HAPPYJEWYEAR!
…and buy my Fleshlight (so you can have a sweet year, obviously). Hahahah =)
Also, come see me this weekend at Double Visions in Horsham, PA!
Happy New Year, everybody! Last night’s party I hosted at Room 86 was so much fun, but I’m SO exhausted from all the mayhem, haha. More on that later, but for now: Happy New Year!
My pussy and butthole fleshlight know how to celebrate in style. Click here to buy yours!
Monocle and top hat not included! Yet. =)