It’s December. That means it’s my birthday ALL MONTH! Oh yeah, it’s like some Christmas holiday too or something, but whatever – you benefit by having a holiday-themed Throwback Thursday today! Here’s a memorable little porno where me and my girlfriends all got each other dildos, and masturbated while under the influence of horny holiday cheer. ‘Twas a truly merry pussy party!
Joy to the world and stuff! Happy Throwback Thursday =)
Every year on BurningAngel, we celebrate Christmas (or Hanukkah, for that matter) with some kind of slutty holiday-themed scene. Whether it was a girl getting dick for Christmas, a guy getting pussy for Christmas – or Santa and an Elf get it on…. we have done it all!
The holidays are just around the corner, and I decided to do something a bit different this year and make a whole Christmas movie. This opus that you will see online in just a few weeks is titled How The Grinch Gaped Christmas.
Yup – I went there! It was for sure my first foray into Dr. Seuss parody porno.
I imitated the ORIGINAL Grinch book/movie – and not the horrible remake with Jim Carrey. I narrated the movie and starred in it, much like Boris Karloff! And what made this porno particularly fun to do was that everything was written in a rhyme. I had a good time writing this script!
Here’s just a small excerpt –
The Grinch learned that life is not about being greedy
And she wanted to give anal sex to the needy.
The Grinch really wanted to help someone
And by chance she found a very attractive bum!
Hello there, you handsome homeless man.
I want you to fuck me as hard as you can.
Well I was sitting here kind of hoping for food.
But I suppose sex is equally as good.
Thank you kind sir, and I’ll tell you what
I also want you to put it in my butt!!!
Here’s a sneak peek at the movie.
There is also a lovely newbie in the movie by the name of Amber Ivy – I will show you some pics of her in the near future!
Tis the season!!
Today, some exciting stuff hit the internet: my very own ass Fleshlight came out, along with a “signature texture” for both my ass and my pussy!
The “texture” is the inside of my Fleshlight (you know – it’s exactly like the inside of my ass and pussy) and the scientists in the vagina lab(ia) in at the Fleshlight headquarters in Texas designed a texture that was based off my personality. Up until now, I only had a “lotus” texture available for my vagina, which I know is still pretty cool, but you can get other Fleshlights with a lotus texture. However, my new textures are specific to me, and your penis won’t be able to get this sensation any other way. I know, I sound like a big advertisement but this is pretty exciting stuff for me!
So my pussy mold has a texture called “Misfit”, which I find pretty funny. Had 16-year-old-me known that the inside of my vagina would be named after my favorite band, the experience of me dancing to Die Die My Darling in my ripped fishnets would’ve been completely different. My ass is called “Punk”.
There’s a joke here somewhere about calling me a “punk ass” but I can’t quite figure out how to word it, haha.
Anyway – here’s what they look like!
If you order them now you just might be able to cum in one for Christmas. Click here to order!
And don’t forget to join me for my LIVE WEBCAM SHOW on Monday, 12.23, on BurningAngel.com! Click here for more info.
Hope you all have a lovely weekend – stay away from the mall and try to stay warm!!
Hey everybody! I have a LIVE WEBCAM SHOW on my site, BurningAngel.com this upcoming Monday!! It’s at a special early time, so I hope to see some new people hanging out and having fun with me!
9pm EST, 6pm PST!!!
It’s going to be holiday themed, of course. GO ELF YOURSELF! Hahahaha! See you there!