I know how you all love porn with a plot. This is literally one of the funniest/hilariously disturbing movies we’ve ever made. Here’s part 1 of my DysFUCKtional Family Reunion, without any of that dirty kitchen sex with my step-daughter’s boyfriend! Hahaha.
(But if you want all the dirty kitchen sex too, you can stream it in full on BurningAngel.com, and Part 2 comes out tonight at midnight, and features my porno step-daughter Amber Ivy and a huge Jerry Springer-esque fight during family dinner! Enoy! There will be no rim jobs for you until you watch this!)
Have a faptastic weekend, everyone!
So listen up, assholes – here’s my story:
Once upon a time, late night at a WaWa, I had a 20 minute (or maybe more like 40 minutes) love affair with a trucker named Jimmy. Together, we made a beautiful son we call Xander. Jimmy had a daughter with some other whore from some other WaWa and that daughter’s name is Veronica. And well, my step-daughter – her name is Amber. She came from the mailman, it’s a long story. She’s smart – like, really smart. She’s in college right now and she’s got a cute boyfriend and his name is Bill. Kenny is my brother. He’s real famous on the internet. I’m proud of Kenny. And just a few months ago, I married Tommy. They always say, “Fourth time’s a charm!” …Let’s just say he’s got a good health plan, and I don’t have very good health.
Call us crazy, call us weird – but you can’t say we don’t love each other. This is my dysFUCKtional family. Now somebody: get me a drink.
=) check out the first episode of my DysFUCKtional Family Reunion streaming now at burningangel.com! I’m kind of a huge MILFy slut and bang my step-daughter’s hot boyfriend. Oops! Sign up with code LUCKY to get a 50% discount on membership!
We’ve been busy at Burning Angel shooting all sorts of slut-tacular alt porn for everyone! Check it out – we’ve got some new faces full of attitude and spunk like Sloane Synful for her first scene, and Jenevieve Hexxx, faces (and butts) you may recognize, like Amber Ivy (getting double penetrated!), and Lola Luscious covered in Small Hands‘ jizz…
and familiar.. family-er faces like Veronica Rose, Tommy Pistol, Xander Corvus, Bill Bailey, and Small Hands from my new taboo porn “Joanna Angel’s Dysfucktional Family Reunion”! You know. We keep it in the family.
Haha! Seriously this was SO MUCH FUN to shoot. Me and my weird porno family always get down and have a good time! Look out for all these new skin flicks coming to BurningAngel.com!
…and I got tired of being the ugly duckling of the family – and just wanted to orgasm!! I was determined to prove myself as a sexy little beast, and bring us closer as ‘family’ at the same time, so I interrupted Anna Bell’s fuck session with Toni Ribas to have an anal threesome!
This was one of the hottest, sweatiest, messiest scenes I’ve ever shot in my entire career. I came so hard!! Haha. The pleasure was almost all mine and I was basically cum drunk by the end!