Happy Monday, everybody! It’s become official – you can now buy my box, in a box, in stores! That’s right, people – my Joanna Angel Fleshlight has gone wholesale! You will now be able to purchase my ass or pussy with the Lotus texture in shops everywhere! Thank you to Fleshlight for selecting my parts to be a part of your upper echelon of male masturbators =) I am honored!
Take a look at my package –
And if you can’t find it in stores, there’s always the internet from which to order.
What an awesome way to start the week – I’m so excited even more of my fans can now enjoy my lady parts!
It’s the Festival of (Flesh)Lights!! I really need one of these radical menorahsaurus rex’s in my life, and you really need eight Joanna Angel fleshlights in yours! Haha! Please tweet at me if you actually get eight of my fleshlights – maybe one of you will make a real fleshlight menorah, or “tree” for Christmas. Get them here – tinyurl.com/jafleshlight
But really though, when I’m not getting gangbanged or playing with sex toys on Hanukkah, I actually enjoy doing some traditional shit.
Aww, Small Hands! He was neither a pornstar nor a Jew before we met.
What a wonderful time of year!
My moon, that is! No funny photoshops required today – just me, my butt, and my toys =)
And while you’re at it, you can get one of my fancy pussy or ass fleshlight toys at tinyurl.com/JAfleshlight!
If you’re really curious about how to get yourself feeling like you’re having an out-of-this-world experience, or fucking your iPad, you can do so by blasting off with fleshlight’s LAUNCHPAD!
The future is here, and Skynet is one step closer to taking over with robot vagina! hahaha 😉
Hi everybody! My wonderful mom is in town visiting me, staying at my place and I love it when she visits because: MOM!!! Yay! She knows what I do, but she doesn’t really ask a lot of questions.
As you can imagine, I have some pretty interesting stuff in my place – lots of panties, awards, things that buzz and the like. Of course, mom picks up a fleshlight and asked what it was. It was closed (and unused – I have a lot of them laying around the place), and I said it was a flashlight. Then she tries to turn the thing on. Then she asked why I had so many, so I told her I was very scared of the dark.
It was a lot of fun seeing her try to figure out how to make the light turn on, and she told me it was good to have so many large flashlights. They’re good for earthquakes and emergencies and stuff! When she couldn’t figure out how to turn it on, she just put it down and walked away. She knows it’s something, but doesn’t want to know what. She also asked if people came over and did shows on the pole in my room, and I replied, “Sometimes,” and then she said she bets that they use the flashlight in the show.
I think that was her special mom way of saying “I know there is something dirty in that flashlight, but I don’t want to ask!”
I’m sorry, mom! I’ll tell you what it is one day, but I think you already know!
Oooohhh, ahhhhh! My fleshlight is so pretty! You want it, you want to buy my fleshlight and put your wiener in it!
Look how much I enjoy it – imagine how much you’ll enjoy it! Click here to get inside my ass or pussy!
If you’re in Florida, I will be at Exxxotica next weekend, May 2nd-4th signing at the CLUB SPOTLIGHT booth all weekend! And I’ll have some fleshlights with me for sale – you can get my vagina directly from me!
So come visit me in Ft. Lauderdale! Have a great weekend, everybody!