Once upon a time, in Rock and Roll In My Butthole 3, Krysta Kaos, among other things, got fucked in the ass!
It was magical rock and roll metal fest in Krysta’s butt!
And Erik Everhard’s cock was forever known as Slayer and they all lived happily ever after!
You’re welcome. =)
Everybody! The moment you have all been waiting for has arrived! The movie of the century has been released, and it’s in the BurningAngel Store today. It’s about a bunch of slutty girls who work at a coffee shop!
Everyone worked very hard on this movie. It’s got a whole lot of hot sex along with a funny plot. The cast was amazing: myself (Yeah, I am pretty amazing!) Dana Dearmond, Kleio, Veruca James, Krysta Chaos, and Jessie Lee. I won’t say much more and continue to brag about my own movie, just watch the trailer and lemme know what you think (you can BUY IT HERE!). I’m pretty proud of it!
And here are a few PICS from the movie!!!
Alright well, here are the familiar faces we shot this weekend!
We shot a REALLY hot scene I know you will all love, with Anthony Rosano, Krysta Kaos, Asphyxia Noir, and Sparky! Anthony played the coach, and he fucked all three ladies on the soccer team. They were bullying each other on the field, and the BurningAngel school is very anti-bullying…sex is the best way to stop any bullying problem!
And Taurus came back to shoot for BA, and she looked so fucking HOT. I mean, Taurus was always hot, but she really looked extra hot this time with her new haircut, and some really awesome new tattoos. She fucked Danny Wylde and Marc Wood – and I swear, it was one of the hottest scenes I have seen us shoot in a long time. She truly managed those cocks like a champ! There was not one dull moment. It was really sexy; I can’t wait for you guys to see it.
And that was a wrap!
Happy Hump Day!
Hello New York! I am here for a week. It’s cold and rainy outside, and I kinda like it. It’s nice to be here – it always is.
I was so exhausted from our big shoot, that I missed two flights to New York. One at 1pm, then another at 3pm – fortunately I was able to catch one at 4:25PM and got in around 1 am. But I am here now – in my office, doing stuff.
I have a few more photos from various cell phones from the shoot. Unfortunately, I do not have any photos from the sex scenes – sorry. Shit was kinda hectic! However, if you are interested, there was a sex scene with Veruca, Kleio and Derrik Pierce, Jessie Lee and Tommy Pistol, Krysta Kaos and Mr. Pete, Dana Dearmond and Jon Jon and Julius Ceahzar, annnnd me and Danny Wylde. They were all pretty awesome. There was not one slightly mediocre sex scene in the movie. Everyone fucked – and acted – their asses off.
Like all my the features, the plot of this movie was pretty ridiculous. I had a really good time writing this one. An old and good friend of mine named Nick helped me out, who is insanely funny, and together we really made an incredibly comedic porno writing duo. In any case, the movie is basically about a coffee shop that isn’t doing so well – so a reality TV show that specializes in fixing coffee shops (called “save my coffee”) comes in to save it. I was poking fun at the fixer-upper reality TV shows like “Kitchen Nightmares” – or whatever that hair salon one is called. Then “save my coffee” starts to get poor ratings from the network – so we are forced to change the concept of the show to something more marketable; one where everyone has tans, and gets drunk all day. In the movie, we pretend this is a completely new and innovative concept but we are very obviously mimicking the Jersey Shore.
Everyone in the movie did their sex scenes in their hipster-esque, Barista gear – however, I did my sex scene in my Jersey Shore garb, on the TV show, within the porno movie. Get it?
So here is me and all the girls doing our Jersey Shore joke:
And here is what I would look like had I stayed living in Jersey, and hung out with a completely different crowd of people. Melissa – the makeup artist, did her best to still keep me looking attractive, and not like a total clown. Danny Wylde and I were completely doused in spray tan- and we are both incredibly pale. It was for sure the tannest sex we ever had. It was kind of hilarious. I hope you are still able to get aroused by it!
Anyways, the release of this movie is scheduled for June or July. It’s going to be a huge editing project since there is like, a movie, and two TV shows within the movie. I’m pretty excited about it! It’s going to be really unique, with hot sex, and some awesomely funny dialogue. Fuck yeah! Working on my mini epic movies truly makes me happy. It’s a real challenge and such a great feeling when everything comes out the way you want it to.
Look. Sitting on Wall Street and waiting for capitalism to fall – is getting you nowhere. You should really exert your energy into going to New Jersey, getting my autograph, taking a photo with me, Kleio, BellaVendetta, Aria, or Krysta Kaos , Roggie, or Sally Sparrow at the BurningAngel booth.
Here is my signing schedule:
Friday Nov 4: 6pm – 10 pm
Saturday Nov 5: 3pm – 9 pm
Sunday Nov 6: 3pm – 7pm
But if I’m not signing, one of the other BurningAngel girls will be – so don’t be restricted to my schedule!
I hope to see you all there.
…and PS – if you are fighting the good fight on Wall Street, well, more power to you. I’m not saying to like, stop caring about it, just take a break for a few hours. Wall Street will continue being corrupt for a long time. Exxxotica NJ only happens once a year in New Jersey! FOR MORE INFO ON THIS EVENT, CLICK HERE!!!