Howdy, people! I returned back to Los Angeles from a very lovely (and extremely hot) weekend in Dallas, Texas, for the first-ever Exxxotica show to grace Texas with its presence! It was great to meet real fans and make new ones, run into friends, and do a little exploring around the fair city of Dallas. Perhaps the best part of any trip for me is sampling the local fare – and Texas BBQ has been severely lacking in my life, so I filled my mouth with delicious meat any chance I had. Anyway, I spent the weekend signing at Stockroom’s Dungeon Experience, and Club Spotlight. It was funny to see con attendees standing along the edge of this big carpet on the ground not realizing that they were welcome to try the dungeon equipment with the help of our industry professionals – but they all warmed up to it once we told them they wouldn’t bite (it was probably part of the rules – we have a lot of rules at conventions to make sure things are kept professional and safe for everyone!). Speaking of dungeons – tag me in pictures and videos of my stage show where I got to demonstrate using my Joanna Angel BDSM toy line with some lucky volunteers. You know what I’m talking about if you were there – I rode guys like ponies and they loved it.
I had a great time, and so did my assistant who came with me – she also enjoyed shoving as much meat into her mouth as possible. Thank you to everyone who came out, and to Exxxotica for having me, as always!
And now: photos!
The civilian VIP passes featured Kleio and Jessie on them. Wish we got one of those!!
Sheridan Love came on over to my punk ass corner of the convention with her pastie-covered tatas on display. I’d ride the fuck out of this cowgirl =)
Club Spotlight was also babe city. If you’re not familiar with Alexis Texas and her butt – get acquainted.
And Lexi Belle came over and I flirted with her.
And I said hello to my AVN 2016 co-host Anikka Albrite! She’s so pretty, I’m dying.
The weekend didn’t come without a little bit of bad news –
Hahahaha. Oh nooooooo. SINNER!
Saturday was fairly busy at the Dallas convention center, which was nice to see! Glad those wonderful people with the signs outside the hall didn’t scare anyone away, haha.
Here’s Stoya and I over in the bad-girl corner with a really sweet fan posing for photos.
I wore my pink and black Syren latex outfit from my Stockroom line photos one day for my stage show! I love this outfit….
And then I ate some of the best Texas BBQ ever – from Pecan Lodge in Deep Ellum! Good vibe and GREAT food! I’d been talking non stop about Texas brisket and I really couldn’t contain how happy this food made me and my belly. We ordered basically everything they had left on the menu. If we had a mini fridge in the room, we would’ve taken every last crumb leftover home, haha.
Thanks to the staff at Pecan Lodge for being awesome and feeding us delicious food! Eating is my favorite part of every trip.
I’ll post some more photos of sexy babes and sexy meats from the weekend tomorrow!!
Let’s get weird!
You want some fucking pictures? I got some fucking pictures!
Here’s some fucking pictures from Exxxotica Chicago in no particular order!
Sheena Rose is lovely!
I got fit for a set of custom fangs by Horror Show Jack Custom Fangs!
They looked really great! Thank you, Horror Show Jack!
Here’s Rizzo and I talking about BUTT STUFF at my anal sex seminar! Always an interesting panel!
I call this section: handfulls.
Nice, right? Hahaha!
I also got a visit from The Flash! He wins for best-dressed fan. =)
It was really awesome that Sheridan Love’s booth was right next to ours – I mean, what a view, AMIRITE?! Love Sheridan and her boobies =)
It’s always a pleasure running — err — rolling into the world’s most adorable human: Lexi Belle. On fucking rollerskates. Yes.
Ain’t we sweet? Love my girls! Chicago was really a blast this year, can’t wait to do it again.
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It was a fun quick weekend in Ft. Lauderdale, Florida! Thank you so much to everyone who came out to see me.
I had some special cut up tee shirt dresses made for me by Stephen Alonzo.
I also dressed like a referee, with a dress by Lindsay Hearts. I like supporting my local designers =)
I saw some friends – people you know and love and probably jerk off to from time to time.
Like Alexis Texas!
…and Lexi Belle!
I am not sure why she had a bird, but she is so damn cute it doesn’t really matter. I couldn’t just hang around holding a cool bird, people would be all – “look at that crazy girl with the bird, get her outta here!” It’s the tattoos, I think. Haha!
Here I am with Tera Patrick!
It’s Stormy Daniels, yeah!
Hellooooo everybody !
I’m going to brag for a minute, SO, this weekend I won two awards at the Nightmoves award show! Wooohoo ! I received the “triple play” award, (not to be confused with Time Warner’s triple play package), which means excellence in three fields. I was under the impression this award was for a female who excels at putting a penis in their mouth, ass and pussy at the same time, but it turns out I was wrong. They are directing , performing and feature dancing, not body parts! Apparently I’m ok at doing all three, according to Nightmoves !! Weeeee.
Then, Joannaangel.com won an award for “best individual website “! This is the third award this website has won. I hope all you members are happy that you’re wanking it to an award winning site. I want to thank all of you for making this happen!
I was also an award presenter and presented the award for “female performer of the year“. My good friend Lexi Belle won and it was fun to be able to announce it. I was happy for her! We both celebrated our success by doing dirty things with our awards .
Here I am accepting my award.
It was a fun weekend ! And now , back to Los Angeles .
Don’t forget to come see me feature dance next weekend in Rhode Island!
I had an amazing time at Miami Exxxotica this year! Thanks to everyone who came out. The convention was a bit smaller this year! But that didn’t bother me. I can appreciate quality over quantity when it comes to porn conventions.
Here’s a bunch of pics from my weekend! Sorry if you’ve already seen a bunch of these on my Instagram!
Josie Jacobs was my “assistant ” at the convention…So we spent a bunch of time together. People were pretty bummed about the fact that she was not in any porno movies. I’m sorry, world . There is only room for one dorky Jew for you to jerk off to!!!
I spent a lot of time with Skin Diamond …Which was so nice. We hadn’t seen each other in awhile!
I took some pictures with fans.
And all my favorite ladies in porn.
I don’t know if you looked at TMZ at all, but the wrestler-gone-porn star, Chyna, caused a spectacle at Exxxotica. She got really drunk and passed out and had to get carried back to the hotel on Thursday and Friday. But on Sunday, she was soberish and signed next to me. I will admit , I was a little scared at first…But she was nothing but pleasant to me, and said some extremely humorous things that made my day. For example , she said that when she was younger, she wanted to grow up and be a fire truck.
That’s just something you don’t get to here every day. Anyways , here is me and Chyna.
Well, thanks again to all the fans who came out. This was a very successful show!!!