It’s December. That means it’s my birthday ALL MONTH! Oh yeah, it’s like some Christmas holiday too or something, but whatever – you benefit by having a holiday-themed Throwback Thursday today! Here’s a memorable little porno where me and my girlfriends all got each other dildos, and masturbated while under the influence of horny holiday cheer. ‘Twas a truly merry pussy party!
Joy to the world and stuff! Happy Throwback Thursday =)
You’ve seen me gang-banged. You’ve seen me have tons of anal sex. And you’ve seen me double-penetrated. So, here’s some new pics of me having a type of sex that I don’t think you’ve ever seen of me: phone sex!
I’m talking to your mom. Or not your mom. Whatever you’re into.
I called her on the phone and she touched herself….
Talk dirty to me!
So if you wanna see the rest of these fingerbang-tastic phone sex pics, go here, it’s alive with the glory of phone sex (and all the other types of sex that you love)!
I bought new shoes – because really, who wants to masturbate with an old pair of shoes. These are some good masturbation shoes, right?
Well here I am – about to get sexy with myself.
I gave myself a bunch of orgasms. It was pretty awesome!
Then I went out and treated myself to a whole lot of sushi. It was a day of just focusing on MEEEE . Shoes, masturbation and sushi. I don’t know what else a girl could possibly need in a day – other than some anal sex…which I will get around to having sometime later in the month.
I made you all a card to view while you’re eating turkey and gravy and stuff…hope you like it!
And remember…ummm…masturbation is a great way to burn off calories in those problematic WRIST areas…no one wants someone with chubby wrists! So yeah…after you stuff your face, you should probably masturbate to JoannaAngel.com or BurningAngel.com for a little while. Like a cardio workout.
I just want to say this is one of the funniest movies I have ever seen. I thought it was going to be a lame chick flick, but it wasn’t. The movie was hilarious, and a really accurate depiction of how bitchy and caddy girls can be with one another over nothing…while being humorous at the same time. The writing was great, the timing was perfect, and it was like, JUST sappy enough to make you happy but not over the top. I love what I do, but this movie actually made me want to write a real movie…without sex in it.
Or possibly try to make a porn that is equally as funny as this movie.
Anyways, Bridesmaids, in honor of you, I put this big black butt plug in my ass. Thanks for making me laugh!