One Big DysFUCKtional Family!

posted by Punk Porn Princess on March 15, 2016

 

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So listen up, assholes – here’s my story:

Once upon a time, late night at a WaWa, I had a 20 minute (or maybe more like 40 minutes) love affair with a trucker named Jimmy. Together, we made a beautiful son we call Xander. Jimmy had a daughter with some other whore from some other WaWa and that daughter’s name is Veronica. And well, my step-daughter – her name is Amber. She came from the mailman, it’s a long story. She’s smart – like, really smart. She’s in college right now and she’s got a cute boyfriend and his name is Bill. Kenny is my brother. He’s real famous on the internet. I’m proud of Kenny. And just a few months ago, I married Tommy. They always say, “Fourth time’s a charm!” …Let’s just say he’s got a good health plan, and I don’t have very good health.

Call us crazy, call us weird – but you can’t say we don’t love each other. This is my dysFUCKtional family. Now somebody: get me a drink.

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xoxo
Joanna Angel

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Me, Los Lobos, The Reverend Horton Heat and my pussy in cars at Hootenanny

posted by Punk Porn Princess on July 12, 2009

 

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Orange County’s Hootenanny Festival

All in all I had a good fourth of July. I got to see some good music, I got to see some good looking people – and I got to expose my pussy in a car. Woohoo!

So I am keeping with the spirit about blogging about things a week late- and here I am- exactly a week after the Fourth of July blogging about my fourth of July.

Joanna Angels Ass at Hootenanny

Anyways – I had a booth at the Rockabilly festival in Orange County CA called “Hootenanny

It was probably one of my most pleasant July 4ths. The music was good- the people were really really hot. The Reverend Horton Heat played, so did Los Lobos, and the Horrorpops – and a bunch of other bands. I was never THAT into rockabilly kinda music growing up… but maybe I will get into it a little more now. The only band I really knew was the Horrorpops – they are one of those bands that kinda crossed back and forth from punk to rockabilly. Sorry. Does that make me a poseur? I sure hope not. Because that would just be awful. Anyways, as I was saying- the people there were really hot. I mean seriously- i think you could put a pompadour on just about anyone and they would be hot.

There were some serious MILF’s there.

If you are over the age of 40 and you are a woman- I highly recommend you put a pompadour in your hair and like, a flower, and something polka-dot… and you will be hot again. Don’t bother going to Nordstroms and spending too much money on crap that will just make you look more mom-esque. Well anyways- here are some photos from the show.
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