Hello! I am in lovely LAS VEGAS for the first ever AVN Halloween Porn Star Party and if you’re here, you should definitely come tonight or tomorrow and spend the spookiest nights of the year with me! Get your tickets here if you haven’t already!!!!
Buuuut, if you’re NOT in Las Vegas and still want to spend some time with me – my scene from A Very Adult Wednesday Addams releases at the stroke of midnight eastern, tonight!
Someone needs to give me a semen sacrifice! If you sign up for a 1month membership this week, you can do so 50% off with code ‘halfoffBA’ – or you can purchase and HORROR themed DVD through burningmerch.com 50% off with code ‘SPOOKY’, including our Wednesday Addams parody title!
I hope everyone is having an enjoyable Friday. I just wanted to remind you all that the MAIN EVENT from Ronda ArouseMe Grounded and Pounded drops at midnight eastern streaming for BurningAngel members! In this battle between “Rowdy” Ronda ArouseMe (Kleio Valentien) and Miesha “Cupcake” Taint (Sammie Six), the ladies go lesbian and you know who comes out on top – you can’t fuck with the champ!
I love this parody! It was super fun to shoot despite it being a thousand degrees in the gym- that’s real hot and sweaty sex, and Small Hands and I played ringside announcers, so you’ll get to enjoy some (s)expert commentary.
By the way- Ronda ArouseMe Grounded and Pounded is now available for DVD pre-order, and pre-orders come with Kleio’s autograph! Woo hoo! Hope you enjoy =)
Have a great weekend, people!
Hi there! You should watch this excerpt from the first episode of my new parody – Joanna Angel’s Making The Band! And then you should go watch the full scene at BurningAngel.com!
What’s that? You don’t have a membership?! Well get on it! You don’t wanna miss out on this little gem. It’s Lily Lane’s FIRST DP EVER!
And make sure you listen to me live coming up on Vivid Radio shortly!!!
PS – Happy birthday to my awesome assistant and social media gopher Jennie! You rule. Eat cake! Go follow her on instagram.
Barbecue, FUCK YEAH! Grillin’ up meat and fuckin’ all damn day, yeah! (Okay, I had that Team America song stuck in my head, haha!) Since you’ll all be treating yourselves to some thick and juicy racks (of meat) this 4th of July weekend, it’s a good time of year to remind you about the funniest parody we ever made: BBQ Titmasters! (BBQ Pitmasters, if you didn’t know!)
The movie stars Kleio Valentien, Sheena Rose, and Necro Nicki – all competing to win the title of BBQ Titmaster. Of course our sweet blonde beauty from Texas won – and here’s just a little sampling of how we celebrate a win ’round these parts:
Excerpt from BBQ Titmasters Part 4: All You Can Eat American Orgy
That’s right. We celebrate with group sex and reverse gangbangs. Porn star life! Tommy had us all peeing in our pants with his ridiculous redneck schtick! You can stream the entire movie at BurningAngel.com, right here: BBQ Titmasters
Get your sizzle on and stuff! Hahah! Happy Throwback Thursday =)
Before I go, I also want to wish my porno brother, and Burning Angel’s laugh master Tommy Pistol a VERY AWESOME HAPPY BIRTHDAY! I love you always!! Everyone go wish him many more happy birthdays!!!
Watch the official trailer for my Ellis show porno parody Dude, Am I A Slut?, where I get to play the one and only Jason Ellis!
Warning: nsfw language! (duh)
Some girls dream of becoming President, other girls dream of being called a slut by Jason Ellis.
Dude, Am I A Slut? part 1 drops this Saturday/late Friday night for members of BurningAngel.com! I loved making this movie so much. I think we really captured the true essence of the skit =)
And please, don’t forget to come see Emily Parker and I in Baltimore at the Hustler Club if you’re in the area, especially for the Baltimore Tattoo Arts Convention! We want to show you our tits and tatts! And eat crab cakes. All of them. Yum!