My first night in Sacramento at Gold Club Centerfolds was lots of fun! I was expecting it to be pretty dead, being that it was just a Wednesday and all, but a bunch of people came out to see me and I had a good time. Being that this is now my third time at the Gold Club I feel pretty comfortable here.
I was sad to leave my dog! She stays with a friend when I am away. She tried to coerce me into taking her with me by trying to show me that she could hustle at the club too. Maybe next time! I think she is too young to get in though – she’s not even a year old!
In any case, a big fan of mine and a regular at the strip club named “Phil” came by and he took a fun photo with me.
I brushed up on some of my pole tricks. It was a little difficult after stuffing my face so may days in a row with fattening food over the holidays. I felt out of shape!
Come down to and see me! I have a billion more shows this weekend. You could take home a polaroid that looks like this.
Gold Club Centerfolds
11363 Folsom Blvd.
Rancho Cordova, CA 95742
January 3-5, 2013
Thursday 10:30pm, 12:30am
Friday 12pm (yeah noon – the lunch crowd!!!), 9pm, 11pm, 1am
Saturday 9pm, 11pm, 1am
I am back in West Coast Time! I feel so behind now. It was cool to live in the future for a little while.
I had a GREAT time dancing at Al’s Diamond cabaret. Thanks so much to everyone who came to see me. Here’s a few fun photos I took in the dressing room.
I will have some “real ” pics from the event in a week or so. A local photographer came in and took pictures of me on stage and stuff. I do love getting all dreseed up in slutty costumes and then dancing on a stage in them. I feel so fortunate to be able to do this! I would love to do this more often so – if you are out at a strip club, tell the manager to have me there! If you ask enough times, it just might work.
Oh yeah. And I learned about a very exciting treasure in Pennsylvania – it’s a gas station called “Sheetz”. It’s open 24 hours and you can go this computer and order- like, just about anything. Seriously. It’s like a WaWa on steroids (you Jersey folk should know what WaWa is) . You can order anything from Jalapeno poppers, to breakfast burritos, to burgers and fries – to sub sandwiches. And really, it all actually tastes quite good. I tried to eat at Sheetz as much as I possibly could.
Here is me and the magical computer that can make anything in the world, at any time of the day or night!
Well, I have a VERY messy apartment right now and a shitload of work to catch up on- and we are shooting Juliette Black tomorrow and a brand new girl!
Have a happy Monday everyone.
I have to pack for Exxxotica. Not just for Exxxotica but – I will be going from Chicago, to New York City, then to Pennsylvania ( I am dancing at Al’s Diamond Cabaret in PA on July 14th, 15th and 16th…more info in my EVENTS section tomorrow!) . This requires a whole lot of packing!!! I must do this now.
Anyways, here are my boobs. I just took this photo. It’s a good boob day!
Well, here is all the information for where you can stalk me in Chicago:
For my signing:
And if you are not in Chicago, and you are in Los Angeles, go hang out with Jessie Lee at Beauty Bar:
And if you can’t make any of that, you can stalk me in Pennsylvania next weekend.
Happy hump day!
Well yesterday, I did nothing but sit at my computer. I did masturbate a few times however, that was totally personal. I have no photos of my masturbation from yesterday. I was just, a regular girl masturbating. Sometimes a girl has gotta masturbate without taking camera phone photos of it!!!
However, in the land of Chicago, all the BurningAngel Chicago girls got together and swung naked on poles, and took their boobs out. I think it’s awesome that we have a little Chi-Town crew now. Truly sweet, slutty, smart and funny. The original Chicago BurningAngel girl Phoenix throws a party every week at a bar called Exit, and she plays porn on the TV screens and pours people shots and encourages them to make out with each other.
One of these days, I gotta get to the party. I think it’s so awesome that they have their own thing going on in the Midwest. I can hold the fort down in New York and LA, but the Chi-Town BurningAngel sluts totally have Chicago covered.
And here they are!!!…
And here is Azure doing a pole dance.
Girls, you’re awesome.
I intended on writing a blog about my entire Midwest mini work vacation- but once I started writing this I got on a bit of a tangent just about my first night. I wasn’t planning on doing that- it just sorta happened that way. Hence why the entry is called “part 1”. With my bad blogging schedule- it might be all month before I get through explaining my whole trip! Don’t let me do that! Yell at me on twitter if it is Friday and part 2 and 3 has not gone up yet.
I had an interesting mini work vacation to the Midwest.It began with me signing at the Chicago Sexpo with Alexis Texas and Kagney Lynn Carter. I forgot to charge my camera so I have no photos from this event so I am being lame and just posting random images from the internet with this posting. The Sexpo was a big convention and party mixed in one- it seemed like the biggest adult event in the Midwest. I think about 6 thousand people were there- everyone was very drunk and very loud. Quite honestly it was a bit much for me. I sat at a station and signed posters for most of the evening- while various people delivered myself and Kagney Vodka and Red-bulls. After several hours I got up to go to the bathroom and had one of those woooooah I am drunk and didn’t even know it moments. It’s odd how that happens when you are drinking and sitting down.
There was some kind of amateur strip contest going on in a different room that I watched while signing- on a TV screen that broadcast what was going on in the different areas of the club. The girls entering the contest were very obviously on their night off from the Hustler club, or whatever the hell strip club was in Chicago. They all had that booty shake thing down pat, and some came dressed in those shaggy leg-warmer things- and NO ONE owns those things unless they are strippers.
Kagney and I overheard that the winner of this abomination of an amateur strip contest was to receive $5000 and we both decided that if any fake amateur stripper was going to walk away with 5 grand- it should be us. My stripping skills looked way more sub par than anyone on stage to boot. In our drunken vodka Red-Bull state we were furious about this and acted as though we signed up for the contest and denied the chance. Alexis was not drinking Red-Bull and vodkas- she was drinking some kind of odd Champagne that I think was supposed to double as an aphrodisiac. She was more of a tired drunk than a get on a poll and dance drunk- but she is a team player and said she would go along with it anyways. We found the guy in charge of everything and asked him if the contest was over. He said “yes! why?” and then Kagney explained as if she was our team representative that she really thinks we deserve to have a chance at that 5 grand. Now, if you are reading this blog you probably think I am at least moderately attractive- and if that is the case, there is a good chance that Kagney Linn Carter is just not your type but- I don’t really care who you are and what kind of girl you like…. there is just no way anyone in the world would ever say no to anything this girl would ask you, especially while she is jumping up and down and begging to take her clothing off and dance on a pole.
So then the guy changed his mind instantly and said “well I think there might be time for one more!” And he brought us to the stage… where the emcee had started introducing some band. The three of us were escorted onto the stage, and just walked right past the girl who was introducing the band and the guy took the mic and whispered something along the lines of “hey we have one more contest entry” and then the girl whispered back something along the lines of “but the contest is over and the band has to go on” and then he whispered back something like “but Kagney really wants to go on stage” and then she took one look at her and umm… well she let us go on stage. We were told before we went on that there was no nudity allowed, which I thought was quite a relief since I had a very un-matching bra and panty set on, and I also had a tampon in. Yes. Sorry! Even people in porn do get their periods from time to time.
The second the music went on Kagney flashed her boobs… and then I was like FUCK I don’t want to be the lame one on stage… so i took my top off. I left my bra on though because by this point I visibly saw the people on the side of the stage freaking out about the exposed nipples. Alexis lifted her skirt up and started shaking her ass, so basically the entire building just stood there mesmerized.
So I was like fuck this, I better get down to business here so I took my pants off- but I was wearing jeans so I had to take my shoes off in order to take my pants off. And then once I took my shoes off and my pants off I wanted to put the shoes back on because due to my height I kind of feel like I look like a weird 9 year old with my shoes off but I had thrown them to a corner of the stage where I couldn’t find them so I proceeded. I did a little dance in front of the audience, and I had to put a lot of energy into lifting my feet up because the stage was coated with sticky dried up alcohol. I ran to the poll and hung from it like a monkey in my red cotton H & M panties with some white script writing on it that said like “paris” “london” and other European cities with my black lacy Fredrick’s of Hollywood bra. A perfect stripper outfit, really! Alexis continued to shake her ass and Kagney continued to show her boobs. I was pretty sure that even if my tampon string was hanging out that no one at this moment would even be looking.I only really know one pole trick, and since I had exhausted that already I just shoved my face in Alexis’ ass… because well… it is quite nice and heavenly in there. I feel bad. I am pretty sure that everyone sticks their face in her ass during every scene she does…. but I was quite worried that if I didn’t do that, someone else from the audience would have due to the amount of drunk people with such close proximity of the stage. OK. Fine. I am lying. I was not really so worried about that I just really wanted to put my face in her ass.
We ended our impromptu show and then the band came on stage who were visibly displeased that their set was cut short.
We did not stick around to see if we won the contest. I told the guy in charge to please call me if we won. He still has not called. Perhaps they are just taking an extra long time to tally up the votes?
It was a fun night. It was most definitely not a BurningAngel party…. but I was glad to be a part of it. The moral of the story is, that if I get invited back next year I am definitely wearing a better set of undergarments.