Happy Monday to you all – I figured since my cute movie Slumber Party Sluts was nominated for Best Comedy at the 2016 AVN Awards, that I’d share a little porno plot with you that is kind of safe for work –
His telescope had some really serious aperture! Watch more of Slumber Party Sluts right here!
The third installment of STREET PUNXXX, starring Rizzo Ford, Kelsi Lynn, and newbie Amelia Dire, with a special guest appearance by Malice! – comes out at midnight eastern tonight and wraps up next weekend! If you haven’t been watching – take a little peek! Oh, and that music you’re hearing? Small Hands is the man!!
Tonight’s episode features Kelsi Lynn and Mr. Small Hands aka Dirty Fingaz, dumpster diving for tacos, but what they actually find is completely unused dildos! That’s crazy! Why would anyone throw out a perfectly good dildo?! Hahaha. And that, my friends, is how you make punk porn. I haven’t had a fancy fleshlight Friday in a little bit, so I have something special for ya –
Hahahahaha. Sweet mohawk. Damn the man! Buy my fleshlight!
PS – Yes, I was DEFINITELY featured in the NY Post yesterday in an article about Jiz Lee’s Coming Out Like A Pornstar! You were not imagining things. Hi, mom! Thanks for always loving and supporting me no matter what!
Plus, if you order Dude, Am I A Slut on DVD from my online shop with code REDDRAGONS – you’ll get a free 8×10! Or you can sign up for my website and stream the entire thing right now if you can’t wait, just saying! =)
Watch the trailer –
These scenes are all based on true stories from callers into the show where they talk about the sluttiest thing they ever did, and whether or not Jason Ellis thinks they’re raging whorebags. Enjoy these highly dramatic re-enactments, we had a lot of fun making this movie (and trying to stay in character)!!
So all you Jason Ellis show listeners have probably heard that I am making Dude Am I A Slut, the porno.
For those of you who don’t know – Jason Ellis has a radio bit on his show where girls and guys call in and confess slutty stories to him. After they explain the story, Jason and his co-hosts put their brains together and decide whether the caller is a slut or not. It’s a really fun bit – some girls who call in actually get incredibly sad when Jason tells them that they aren’t a slut. It’s an honor in this world to be called slutty by Jason!
In any case – Jason and his co-host Tully came up with the idea that I make a porn parody of the Jason Ellis show, where I play Jason Ellis and I do the radio bit “dude am I a slut,” only in the porno – when the girl tells the story, we fade to the story actually happening. So this past weekend, I filmed all the slutty scenarios that were taken from actual calls from the show. I will say: I really loved making a porn based on real life slutty (or not slutty) scenarios!
So here is Rizzo, playing a girl who went to an army recruitment center.. and then fucked the two recruiters.
Ok – in the actual phone call, there were 6 guys. But for budgetary reasons, I made it 4. Hope that doesn’t offend you slutty ravers out there who this actually happened to.
And then Eidyia played the girl who fucked her long time male friend on her way to her own wedding.
This has all been a lot of fun! I can’t wait to shoot my part when I get to play Jason Ellis. I am gonna talk in an Australian accent and yell at everyone. I look forward to it!
You want some fucking pictures? I got some fucking pictures!
Here’s some fucking pictures from Exxxotica Chicago in no particular order!
Sheena Rose is lovely!
I got fit for a set of custom fangs by Horror Show Jack Custom Fangs!
They looked really great! Thank you, Horror Show Jack!
Here’s Rizzo and I talking about BUTT STUFF at my anal sex seminar! Always an interesting panel!
I call this section: handfulls.
Nice, right? Hahaha!
I also got a visit from The Flash! He wins for best-dressed fan. =)
It was really awesome that Sheridan Love’s booth was right next to ours – I mean, what a view, AMIRITE?! Love Sheridan and her boobies =)
It’s always a pleasure running — err — rolling into the world’s most adorable human: Lexi Belle. On fucking rollerskates. Yes.
Ain’t we sweet? Love my girls! Chicago was really a blast this year, can’t wait to do it again.
Now that you’re done looking at my blog, don’t forget to listen to me on Vivid Radio every Wednesday! Chelsea Grinds is my special guest today! 4pm PST live or listen anytime on vividradio.com!