Inside A Whale’s Vagina!

posted by Punk Porn Princess on October 27, 2015

 

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Happy Tuesday, everybody! I had a wonderful weekend in San Diego, America’s Finest City, and I danced my naked tits and ass off at the clubs and had a blast as usual. It was full of amazing tacos, and delicious tacos, wink wink. Thank you to all the fans and friends that came out to support – you’re the best! Nikki Hearts and Small Hands joined me for all the fun and feature dancing – and here’s some of my favorite pics from the weekend –

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Full nude, woo hoo!

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We’re actually living emoticons. =) =D =P

HAHAHA! Anywho, have an exciting Tuesday, and go watch some of my porn or something!

 

xoxo
Joanna Angel

 

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Come See Me Nude, San Diego!

posted by Punk Porn Princess on October 23, 2015

 

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I know how all you people living in San Diego like to stay classy, so why don’t you do that with me as I get totally naked on stage at two different clubs this weekend! Tonight at Deja Vu Showgirls, and Saturday at Expose!

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To make your Friday even happier – we’re doing a sale at burningmerch.com – get 50% off all HORROR themed DVDs when you use code “SPOOKY”!

And yes, that includes the brand new movie – A Very Adult Wednesday Addams! My scene comes out on Halloween weekend!

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Enjoy! See you out there, San Diego!

 

xoxo
Joanna Angel

 

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Oscars!

posted by Punk Porn Princess on February 27, 2012

 

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Well, I watched the Oscars last night. You probably did too? Or you at least heard about them. If you haven’t watched the Oscars, and you really care about what happened – well there are probably better places than my blog to get an official re-cap on the whole thing. But here, on XoxoJoannaAngel.com, I will tell you what I thought was important .

First off, in general, they were pretty boring. I have watched many Oscars, and yeah – they usually have some boring parts but, this year was just all pretty boring. Perhaps it was because I hadn’t seen a lot of the movies that were nominated, but really, no one wore anything too hideous, or too awesome. No one said anything groundbreaking in their acceptance speeches. Billy Crystal was not particularly funny or particularly un-funny.

I do think the most beautiful girl there – by far – was Rooney Mara. The star of The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo – which was an awesome movie. She didn’t win anything; I hope she will be in more stuff next year. She kicked ass as an actress, and literally kicked other people’s asses in the movie, and  she showed her tits . Three very positive things. Rooney – if Hollywood doesn’t work out for you – there sure place for you at BurningAngel! We can make a movie called “Girl with a Dragon tattoo fucks Joanna Angel, who doesn’t have a dragon tattoo, but has a bunch of other tattoos in the ass.” I think it would be a hit.

Penelope Cruz wore a really ugly dress. It looked like something a bridesmaid would have to wear. Her hair also looked terrible. I don’t know why she chose this look.

Angelina Jolie is wayyyy too skinny. She needs to eat a burrito. Or several. Actually, when I was in San Diego, I learned that burritos down there have french fries in them. She should eat several of those.

Hugo and The Artist won a bunch of stuff. I saw neither of those movies. I am contemplating watching The Aritst, but Hugo looks incredibly uninteresting to me.

The French guy who was the lead in The Artist won for “Best Actor” , and George Clooney and Brad Pitt looked really pissed. Well since they are actors and all, they put on an OK smile when the camera cut to them after the award was announced (I don’t know why they do that. It’s kinda rude) but, I could tell – they were pissed. I would be pissed too if I lost an Oscar for acting, to a guy who didn’t have to memorize any lines.

Meryl Streep said a very nice speech. It was classy. She is a classy lady. I hope I am as classy as she is when I grow up.

xoxo

Joanna Angel

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