Woo! It’s Thursday, I’m super busy – here are things!
I wrote a love note to Tommy Pistol on a giant version of himself! haha
Scarlet LaVey and Chelsea Grinds getting a handful of my tits. It was perfect… And then Chelsea met Brody Jenner. That happened!
Then come see me at the Fleshlight booth AND the BurningAngel booth and at our parties!!
Hustler Club Friday night for the Fleshlight party, and Beauty Bar Saturday night for our happenin’ BurningAngel party!
I had a holiday and birthday party this weekend – I’m so blessed to have an amazing life and amazing friends – who like getting whipped and gagged for the holidays.
I love Jessica Jaymes and dear Juanito.
We made some food, too! It’s not a party without two things: Juanito Blanco, and DELICIOUS FOOD. It’s the Jewish grandma in me.
Eat your meat, Wolf!
And I don’t have a photo of them, but Kleio made some ridiculously awesome cookies and I wish I could put them in my mouth forever and ever. I want to taste Kleio’s cookies all the time! Yum yum.
Ahh, I love my BurningAngel porno family! Happy Holidays, everyone, and Happy Birthday early to me!
Hello and a happy hump day to all! I’m going to be on set all day shooting new BurningAngel movies for you guys, and I haven’t really gotten a chance to share any fun from Exxxotica NJ yet – so here’s something for ya:
Exxxotica New Jersey – A Photo Essay (Of Sorts.)
We know how to have fun, especially with our tits out. Back to shooting punk smut!
Hello everyone! It’s Hump Day and I have fun pics for you from my debauchery-filled holiday weekend. I would’ve posted this yesterday, but I was still hungover and my radio show requires a lot of energy! (Which if you heard yesterday, I had a “sharkgasm” contest to win a signed copy of my movie Sharkbait, where people called in and gave their best interpretation of what it would be like to simultaneously have an orgasm and be bitten by a shark. Haha!!)
Anywho – Mr. Small Hands and I spent time at the beach!!
We also spent time at my good friend Johnny ‘s Bring-Your-Own-Kiddie-Pool Party! Let me tell you, that is every bit as amazing as it sounds.
Heeeere’s Johnny! Hahaha! — Oh yeah, I got a new white thong bikini for the party!
Things got a little wacky as always!
Jessie and I taught Johnny a lesson while Ramona masterfully photo-bombed all of us like a boss.
That’s Ela Darling pouring this magical drink called RumChata down my throat. What is RumChata? Well, it’s Rum and Horchata and drinking it feels like the spring break I never had.
How can this much awesome fit into one tiny space? Ahh, good times!
Have an excellent week!
Happy Monday, everybody! I hope you all had a great weekend, and a fun Friday the 13th, and if you didn’t come to our Vampire Cheerleaders DVD release party/Black Unicorn Killer Dance Fantasy Friday the 13th celebration at Dragonfly in LA, then you didn’t have as much fun as me!!
Before we headed out to the party, The Stockroom was kind enough to outfit us BurningAngel girls in their own special black and red Stockroom latex cheerleader uniforms! I must admit, the stirrup latex knee socks were ridiculously hot, and everyone looked amazing!
Here’s some photos –
Veronica Layke and myself in our latex cheerleader uniforms…
And here I am with the gorgeous Scarlet LaVey, and if you can make it past Scarlet’s awesome boobage, I’m actually flashing my matching latex “spankies” haha! (that’s what cheerleaders call them, right?!)
Veronica Layke and Asphyxia Noir being pretty sexy like they do!
“Let the celebration commence! Happy Friday the 13th, everybody!”
The Boulet Brothers hosted the party, Eva O and myself, and their outfits were so great! The Boulet Bros wore black cat hats on their heads, and it was perfect for the occasion.
I demonstrated how to use my Fleshlight before awarding it to the winner of the hot body contest! There may or may not have been partially nude people and fake blood with glitter in it used during our contests. Guess you’ll just have to show up and see for yourself next time!
And this is why you should try really hard to come to our parties if you’re nearby. We have a good time, and it’s so nice to see everyone enjoy watching my porno movies on a big-ass screen! There was even a large tent and a faux-picnic set up for viewing. It was like, Porno Occupy Dragonfly or something.
Can’t wait till the next one!