If you turned your head in any direction and hung out with us recently, all you would see was hot tattooed babe after hot tattooed babe, like Sheena Rose and Lola Luscious! I love my life. Here’s some pictures:
Yeah. Everything is awesome! I hope you all have a very happy Monday – I know I’m having one =)
Barbecue, FUCK YEAH! Grillin’ up meat and fuckin’ all damn day, yeah! (Okay, I had that Team America song stuck in my head, haha!) Since you’ll all be treating yourselves to some thick and juicy racks (of meat) this 4th of July weekend, it’s a good time of year to remind you about the funniest parody we ever made: BBQ Titmasters! (BBQ Pitmasters, if you didn’t know!)
The movie stars Kleio Valentien, Sheena Rose, and Necro Nicki – all competing to win the title of BBQ Titmaster. Of course our sweet blonde beauty from Texas won – and here’s just a little sampling of how we celebrate a win ’round these parts:
Excerpt from BBQ Titmasters Part 4: All You Can Eat American Orgy
That’s right. We celebrate with group sex and reverse gangbangs. Porn star life! Tommy had us all peeing in our pants with his ridiculous redneck schtick! You can stream the entire movie at BurningAngel.com, right here: BBQ Titmasters
Get your sizzle on and stuff! Hahah! Happy Throwback Thursday =)
Before I go, I also want to wish my porno brother, and Burning Angel’s laugh master Tommy Pistol a VERY AWESOME HAPPY BIRTHDAY! I love you always!! Everyone go wish him many more happy birthdays!!!
Hiii! Happy Hump Day to you all. Yesterday, I had some of my favorite hot tattooed sluts over for a BBQ, because that’s how I do! There were burgers, laughs, nudity, and a sexy photoshoot that you’ll hear more about in the future.
Here’s just a few photos from the fun we had –
Lily Lane was looking fine as hell, as usual!
I think this is some kind of BBQ Inception –
A hot dog in a cheeseburger! Kelsi Lynn has already begun to subconsciously engineer your food cravings. Not to mention, her pink hair reminds me of cotton candy!
Veronica Layke was here with her puggle, rocking a serious beehive hairstyle. She’s a flawless 60’s pin up all the time, I’m serious!
If there were 4 Veronica Laykes… that would probably be amazing!
Loving Skin’s short haircut! And I think we need to get Sheena to have some kind of pink in her hair. We can start a pink hair gang – everyone would want to be in our gang!
Also, doesn’t my panther tattoo look AWESOME?
Have a titillating Wednesday, people =)
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Also, it’s Cinco de Mayo!
Buy my fleshlight! It’s an alternative taco? Hahah, enjoy your day, everyone!
Happy BBQ Titmasters Tuesday, everybody! Just in case you’ve been living under a rock for the past couple of weeks, I’ve been featuring my latest parody BBQ Titmasters (yes, exactly like BBQ Pitmasters, except boobs) on my show on Vivid Radio.
Here’s the uncensored trailer!
Anywho, today we’ll be talking the finale orgy scene from BBQ Titmasters, when Kleio is crowned BBQ Titmaster 2014, and she gets to show Necro Nicki, Sheena Rose, and Tommy Pistol how to properly use a meat thermometer.
For real, this is one of the most hilarious scenes we’ve ever shot, EVER, and I cannot watch this without cracking up over how well everyone stayed in character.